Let's hear em! Greatest encounters you had with the office fatties in your office.
I'll start:
Came to work one day, and coworker fatty female says hey calfzilla here's half a donut for you.
Now clearly it was a box that once had a dozen so I'm just wondering how many donuts someone had who then had the nerve to leave me a half. I don't even know who ate the other half so I just declined it.
