So my condom broke today....

[WannaBePro]

Why the arse of a dirty prozzie, whats up with the pussy?

why did you fuck ass

Probably because for $30 her pussy was probably the "hot dog down a hallway" variety. I don't blame him for going the back door route.

[local hero]

why did you fuck ass

It probly smelled cleaner than the pussy?

[HTexan]

STDs:1 You:0

[El Diablo Blanco]

Why were you wearing a condom in the first place? You can't get her preggers from the ass.

[Griffith]

Sounds like you had a great Xmas
Now nothing you can do except stop worrying, which is pointless as you can't undo the whole thing

Use a different brand of condom next time

Because of the social stigma, people worry too much about STD's. Getting the flu usually is much worse

Except the flu goes away in a week or two and then you stop the medication instead of using it for the rest of your life, which will probably be shortened.

And then you still have to deal with side-effects and costs of medication and avoid getting the flu, which could kill you.

[The True Adonis]

....inside this cheap prostitute`s shitty ass.


It was not a street walker but not far off.

Not drug user, but housewife/fast food worker that takes a few cocks for money every night.

I used one of those ultra thin condoms and it snaped after a few minutes of gentle ass fucking.

My dick was covered with shit when I pulled it out.

I guess they`re not designed for ass fucking.


What debilitating ilness can I expect now?

Is there anything I can do?

And to think,
You call yourself Rusty Trombone. 

[HTexan]

Except the flu goes away in a week or two and then you stop the medication instead of using it for the rest of your life, which will probably be shortened.

And then you still have to deal with side-effects and costs of medication and avoid getting the flu, which could kill you.

This.
Hep c and hiv meds are $$$ and can have side effects.

This dude speaks like a giant walking Herpe.

[Mrdibbs]

Dont worry. You wont get anything serious.

Odds are heavily in your favor. You could rub yourself in with hiv positive blood and the chances of you getting it while having a couple cuts is slim to none.

Anal sex (the giving party haha) is like 0.03% if she (or he) is positive.

[visualizeperfection]

Don't worry bruh, dudes cant get preggers and only the bottom is really susceptible to AIDS. (unless both parties are black hebrew)

[Rusty Trombone]

Don't worry bruh, dudes cant get preggers and only the bottom is really susceptible to AIDS. (unless both parties are black hebrew)

Lol/

Did you get to finish? Get another condom? Clean the shit off yo dick?

I didn`t fuck her after that but I busted a nut on her face,actually she got in the eyes but I didn`t aim ta the eyes.

Cleaned the shit off my dick,but only when I got home.

Dont worry. You wont get anything serious.

Odds are heavily in your favor. You could rub yourself in with hiv positive blood and the chances of you getting it while having a couple cuts is slim to none.

Anal sex (the giving party haha) is like 0.03% if she (or he) is positive.

Thanks bro.

why did you fuck ass

She offers oral,vaginal,anal package.

Sounds like you had a great Xmas
Now nothing you can do except stop worrying, which is pointless as you can't undo the whole thing

Use a different brand of condom next time

Because of the social stigma, people worry too much about STD's. Getting the flu usually is much worse

Thanks.

And to think,
You call yourself Rusty Trombone.  

Yeah,I know....but this whore has taken literally 10 thousand cocks probably in the ass,pussy and mouth.  Few cocks every night for the last few years.

Why the arse of a dirty prozzie, whats up with the pussy?

Did the pussy too actually.

STDs:1 You:0

Good one.

Need to lube that shitter properly broseph.

It doesn't matter at this point though because you probably gonna die of Super AIDS.

Condolences.

Yeah prob....

[PJim]

Do folks really find it that difficult to get some action without paying upfront for it? I just wonder how desperate people must get to put their health on the line so readily. Can't you just jerk off?

Risky porking of peace.

[balzac]

 

I didn`t fuck her after that but I busted a nut on her face,actually she got in the eyes but I didn`t aim ta the eyes.

Cleaned the shit off my dick,but only when I got home.

[HTexan]

Do folks really find it that difficult to get some action without paying upfront for it? I just wonder how desperate people must get to put their health on the line so readily. Can't you just jerk off?

Risky porking of peace.

So you're saying he is an ugly fat piece of shit that can't reach his dick? 

[PJim]

So you're saying he is an ugly fat piece of shit that can't reach his dick? 

I'm saying the prostitutes look like they've been in a famine and he looks like he caused it

[DroppingPlates]

Sounds like an A'retardo story