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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #100 on: January 04, 2016, 06:17:18 AM »
as a kid in school or using public toilets it was a nightmare. You had to wipe your Arse with this stuff. It just spread the shit around. You would be better wiping your arse with Grass..

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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #101 on: January 04, 2016, 07:18:36 AM »

You are talking about a “Pissoire”… Here is a snap…


Here is a picture of one of the new models.  The way it looks…in my mind, it should spin around as you void your bladder…”A Merry Go Round” if you will…



To help with the visual image…here is some background music…





How the hell is it men gotta piss in the open like that? Women always get their privacy...
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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #102 on: January 04, 2016, 07:28:20 AM »
as a kid in school or using public toilets it was a nightmare. You had to wipe your Arse with this stuff. It just spread the shit around. You would be better wiping your arse with Grass..


I remember that shit from school. It was as good as a sheet of tracing paper.

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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #103 on: January 04, 2016, 08:54:13 AM »
No honey-almond body scrub?

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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #104 on: January 04, 2016, 10:25:46 AM »
The thing I say is a REAL "Deal Breaker" is girls thinking it is 100% OK not to shower before sex...

Tose ass to mouth hoes are something else...

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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #105 on: January 04, 2016, 11:27:37 AM »
as a kid in school or using public toilets it was a nightmare. You had to wipe your Arse with this stuff. It just spread the shit around. You would be better wiping your arse with Grass..


I think that's a good contingency plan to keep people from crapping in public toilets.  8)

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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #106 on: January 04, 2016, 11:46:35 AM »
How the hell is it men gotta piss in the open like that? Women always get their privacy...

There are more places for men to legally urinate than there are for women. It's a difficult to design a urination station for women which would allow them just a smidge of privacy.

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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #107 on: January 04, 2016, 11:52:05 AM »
The thing I say is a REAL "Deal Breaker" is girls thinking it is 100% OK not to shower before sex...

I was with a girl who refused to let me fuck her until after she had showered. Was generally kinda obsessive about hygiene. Wouldn't let me sit on the bed in clothes I'd worn outside, shoes had to taken off at the door, that sort of stuff. This was all in my own flat too!

Yet after sex (raw) and after I bust all over her back or stomach she would wipe herself clean with kitchen roll, run to the toilet to pee and go to sleep. Next morning, no shower and straight to work like that. Woman are strange creatures!

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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #108 on: January 04, 2016, 11:56:30 AM »
I was with a girl who refused to let me fuck her until after she had showered. Was generally kinda obsessive about hygiene. Wouldn't let me sit on the bed in clothes I'd worn outside, shoes had to taken off at the door, that sort of stuff. This was all in my own flat too!

Yet after sex (raw) and after I bust all over her back or stomach she would wipe herself clean with kitchen roll, run to the toilet to pee and go to sleep. Next morning, no shower and straight to work like that. Woman are strange creatures!

What is "kitchen roll"?

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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #109 on: January 04, 2016, 11:57:55 AM »
What is "kitchen roll"?

Like toilet roll but bigger and thicker, kept in the kitchen for cleaning or whatever it is women do in there when not cooking

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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #110 on: January 04, 2016, 11:58:58 AM »
What is "kitchen roll"?
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Paper Towel...

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Re: UK Showering and Bathing and Hygiene habits-Why are you so disgusting?
« Reply #111 on: January 04, 2016, 11:59:45 AM »
Like toilet roll but bigger and thicker, kept in the kitchen for cleaning or whatever it is women do in there when not cooking

Oh, you mean paper towels. Got it! Thanks.

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