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Marty Champions

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too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« on: January 07, 2016, 06:48:38 AM »
my gues is these 2 foods together make the blood to thick giving arithmyas n shit like that

i have been over indulging in the  bread like half or entire loafs ofbuttery  good rye or sour doughin a sitting after i endulge in a few strong beers
 
while the bread sobers me up after a good buzz i get those annoying heart issues

potatoes and rice dont have that effect but not as tasty either

now if i drink n do only veggies to sober ill just be weak feeling n tired and shit alot
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Yamcha

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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2016, 06:51:06 AM »
I just got heart problems laughing so hard at this.

Marty, you are my Internet hero. Can we be friends?
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Marty Champions

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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2016, 06:52:56 AM »
Quote from: Yamcha on January 07, 2016, 06:51:06 AM
I just got heart problems laughing so hard at this.

Marty, you are my Internet hero. Can we be friends?
i wish i could drink alot n eat tons of good bread
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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2016, 07:04:45 AM »
here's your answer. :D :D :D :D
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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2016, 07:07:01 AM »
Yeah looks like falcon is gluten intolerant
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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2016, 07:09:42 AM »
Beer bread recipe, Herr Falcon:

Ingredients:

3 cups flour (sifted)
3 teaspoons baking powder (omit if using Self-Rising Flour)
1 teaspoon salt (omit if using Self-Rising Flour)
1⁄4 cup sugar
1 (12 ounce) can beer
1⁄2 cup melted butter (1/4 cup will do just fine)

Directions:

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
Mix dry ingredients and beer.
Pour into a greased loaf pan.
Pour melted butter over mixture.
Bake 1 hour, remove from pan and cool for at least 15 minutes.
    
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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2016, 07:20:39 AM »
Loves me some bread + butter + garlic.
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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2016, 07:22:22 AM »
These are like the final dispatches of a dying man. 
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Marty Champions

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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2016, 07:25:51 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on January 07, 2016, 07:07:01 AM
Yeah looks like falcon is gluten intolerant
does gluten cause that?
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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2016, 07:58:14 AM »
Most likely a breath that's leaving humanity behind... Falcon exhales and 'ze birds are dying  :o

You're just eating and drinking too much - when I used to overfeed myself I would be exhausted from merely existing.(high blood pressure, fast paced heart rhythm)
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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2016, 08:01:20 AM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on January 07, 2016, 07:58:14 AM

You're just eating and drinking too much - when I used to overfeed myself I would be exhausted from merely existing.(high blood pressure, fast paced heart rhythm)

This!

I do this to myself for two weeks every year around Christmas.

Since I started back up on my normal routine this Monday, I've lost 11 lbs.
Most has been pure shit waste
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Marty Champions

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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2016, 08:02:27 AM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on January 07, 2016, 07:58:14 AM
Most likely a breath that's leaving humanity behind... Falcon exhales and 'ze birds are dying  :o

You're just eating and drinking too much - when I used to overfeed myself I would be exhausted from merely existing.(high blood pressure, fast paced heart rhythm)
i actually get a crazy infinite amount of work done when im rage drinking
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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2016, 08:21:34 AM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on January 07, 2016, 07:25:51 AM
does gluten cause that?


That guy kinobody says gluten affects his breathing.
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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2016, 08:42:33 AM »
Can gluten be charged in a court of law for these atrocities?

Why does the media stay silent while the white man dies?
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Re: too much good buttery garlic bread+ 4 or5 beers=heart\breathing issues
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2016, 08:47:19 AM »
Gluten allergies are rare but it's been the rage that gluten is no good for everyone. Get tested if you think you have an allergy. While your at it get your heart checked too.

Are you taking diet pills or energy drinks on top of drinking booze?
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