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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2016, 03:41:30 PM »
Did you just post a reply agreeing with yourself?

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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2016, 03:41:47 PM »
Funny I was thinking the same thing at the gym today.  I'm amazed at how thick young women are now compared to when I was in my 20's. Thick legs and fat asses and all in yoga pants.



Gotta love the yoga pants!

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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2016, 03:42:38 PM »
Did you just post a reply agreeing with yourself?

Yes, I like to reassure myself.

Um, no, it was meant for Josh.
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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2016, 03:46:16 PM »
recent repost *

* Yup, I was trolling and I'm still married to my 2nd wife , both recently retired, relocated to Colorado.
This is getbig after all and that's as much factual info on my personal life you're gonna get.


you were a shitty poster to begin with. Lying does not help you. Look like how that worked out for Shizzo. I am almost beginning to dislike you as most as I dislike Shizzo. ALMOST. You really are a delusional sad old man.

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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2016, 03:49:51 PM »
The question is:

Who is hated more, Shizzo or Howard?

Both are annoying in their own right. Shizzo is annoying with the whole "trolling," "meltdown," "posting about posting," "king shizzo," and "10 page thread easily." However, Howard is annoying with the whole "fart jokes," "I want to compete again," "Im going back to the gym," and "divorce jokes."

Both really do suck. Seriously, I can't come to a conclusion about who is more hated here. However, I think if I had to guess, it would be Shizzo.

Here's my 2 cents :

1. Shizzo's posts  suck, but many of the threads he posts in ,don't suck.

2. However, no matter how great a thread is ,  once Howard ( me) posts in it, it sucks by default.
NO getbigger can turn up the suck like Howard ...fact!

Question - what if I posted a  video of me getting married to my 9th wife , in a gym and she farts when asked , "Do you take this man to be your husband?" ;)

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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2016, 03:53:11 PM »
The question is:

Who is hated more, Shizzo or Howard?

Both are annoying in their own right. Shizzo is annoying with the whole "trolling," "meltdown," "posting about posting," "king shizzo," and "10 page thread easily." However, Howard is annoying with the whole "fart jokes," "I want to compete again," "Im going back to the gym," and "divorce jokes."

Both really do suck. Seriously, I can't come to a conclusion about who is more hated here. However, I think if I had to guess, it would be Shizzo.

The answer:  Shizzo without question.  Actually, this post from Howard would be pretty funny if it weren't from Howard:

"My wife went into a store to shop while I  waited in the car.
I was relaxing, listening to my favorite Sirius XM  Jazz station.

Since I was parked close to the door, I noticed everyone walking in/out.
My mind first drifted to a WYHI debate on every female that walked by.
I saw a thick one and chuckled to myself that she was BMC approved.

Then, I imagined how each one would rate if her pic was posted on a getbig WHYI thread.
The most amusing thought was over a pair of 70 yr old ladies .
I even wondered what guys worked out and were any of 'em getbiggers. *ALL HOMO*  LOL

OMG, it hit me I've spent way too much time on getbig, but I'm a hopeless addict, so WTF.

hope this helps."

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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2016, 03:53:42 PM »
you were a shitty poster to begin with. Lying does not help you. Look like how that worked out for Shizzo. I am almost beginning to dislike you as most as I dislike Shizzo. ALMOST. You really are a delusional sad old man.

being old = being delusional = prevented from being sad about my reality.
 ;)  kinda like , if A > C and C< B, then C< A  logic

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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2016, 04:09:18 PM »
Gotta love the yoga pants!
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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2016, 06:41:44 PM »
being old = being delusional = prevented from being sad about my reality.
 ;)  kinda like , if A > C and C< B, then C< A  logic

I'm going to give you some A+B=C type logic here applicable to every Getbigger.  A=most Getbiggers have browsed while on the toilet.  B= many of the threads on GetBig deal with Mike OHearn.  Therefore, C= most Getbiggers have looked at pics of OHearn while on the toilet.

Feel free to start a thread asking for self confessions to get a more exact number.

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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2016, 07:32:56 PM »
Here's my 2 cents :

1. Shizzo's posts  suck, but many of the threads he posts in ,don't suck.

2. However, no matter how great a thread is ,  once Howard ( me) posts in it, it sucks by default.
NO getbigger can turn up the suck like Howard ...fact!

Question - what if I posted a  video of me getting married to my 9th wife , in a gym and she farts when asked , "Do you take this man to be your husband?" ;)

Lame attempt at pretending to go along that you "suck," in order to try and be cool.
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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2016, 07:34:15 PM »
The answer:  Shizzo without question.  Actually, this post from Howard would be pretty funny if it weren't from Howard:

"My wife went into a store to shop while I  waited in the car.
I was relaxing, listening to my favorite Sirius XM  Jazz station.

Since I was parked close to the door, I noticed everyone walking in/out.
My mind first drifted to a WYHI debate on every female that walked by.
I saw a thick one and chuckled to myself that she was BMC approved.

Then, I imagined how each one would rate if her pic was posted on a getbig WHYI thread.
The most amusing thought was over a pair of 70 yr old ladies .
I even wondered what guys worked out and were any of 'em getbiggers. *ALL HOMO*  LOL

OMG, it hit me I've spent way too much time on getbig, but I'm a hopeless addict, so WTF.

hope this helps."

yes, I agree that shizzo is worse than howard. However, both suck.  ;D ;D
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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2016, 11:07:23 PM »
I saw a guy on getbig at the gym about a year ago.
Almost introduced myself. But that would be creepy.   :D
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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2016, 03:50:09 PM »
yes, I agree that shizzo is worse than howard. However, both suck.  ;D ;D

Damn ! It seems I even suck at sucking. That sucks.

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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2016, 04:25:17 PM »
Next time hustle off and buy her some flowers to surprise her with when she comes back.  Do something nice for her every day, man.  Even if it's only something small.  Women like that.

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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #40 on: January 18, 2016, 04:33:21 PM »
My wife went into a store to shop while I  waited in the car.

What type of man waits in the car while his wife shops. Manchild of peace.
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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #41 on: January 18, 2016, 04:35:44 PM »
Next time hustle off and buy her some flowers to surprise her with when she comes back.  Do something nice for her every day, man.  Even if it's only something small.  Women like that.
I hope this is a joke.  You sound like a candidate to be seriously cuckolded.  Women see guys like you as pathetic.  In a relationship you reciprocate, if your woman treats you well, you return the favour.  No wonder so many women have developed a sense of entitlement with manginas like you out there.
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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #42 on: January 18, 2016, 04:39:28 PM »
I think you actually want Howard to die alone.

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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #43 on: January 18, 2016, 04:53:40 PM »
I think you actually want Howard to die alone.
We all die alone.  Nobody can do our dying for us.
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Re: While waiting in the car for my wife to shop...
« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2016, 05:06:08 PM »
We all die alone.  Nobody can do our dying for us.