I wonder why Moron Supplement companies haven't rolled out repackag Caffeine Gum

[The True Adonis]

Morons could make a killing since they are already selling bullshit for pre-workout.

[The True Adonis]

Best stuff ever.

Reccommended by the National Academy of Sciences when you want to "think clearly" and developed by the military.

http://www.amazon.com/Military-Energy-Gum-MEG-Specification/dp/B0017O19Q2

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

The profit margin is very minimal on caffeine gum.

[Twaddle]

The profit margin is very minimal on caffeine gum.

Thank you for settling this.  The thread can now be closed.   

[visualizeperfection]

The profit margin is very minimal on caffeine gum.

Why aren't you wealthy? Or even middle class?

[RagingBull]

TA wants someone else to work very hard and develop this product so that once it hits the market, money trickles down to him via redistribution of wealth.  Go Bernie

[DanielPaul]

I tried some called yellow hornet or something like that , had like 100mg or piece so I popped two befor a workout and after about 20 minutes I thought I was going to die my pulse was about 210 bpm when I got to the hospital, they thought I was on Coke or meth, I assured them I was not and offered a blood test and showed the the gum.  They gave me a shot of diazepam and in seconds I was good

[Garbage Man]

Great thread

[El Diablo Blanco]

If you've ever stepped foot into a sports store you will see caffeine gum near the checkout counter.  The other issue is its a liability.  Some ass pops in 5 pieces of gum and has a heart attack and you'll get sued.

[Rambone]

I remember seeing ads for the short-lived Speed Stack Gum by ABB back in the early 2000s

[Coffeed]

Years ago, I had caffeine gum and mints but if there is any decent amount of caffeine it would taste bitter and like shit.

[SOMEPARTS]

Years ago, I had caffeine gum and mints but if there is any decent amount of caffeine it would taste bitter and like shit.

Well, coffee tastes mostly like shit also.

[SquidVicious]

If you've ever stepped foot into a sports store you will see caffeine gum near the checkout counter.  The other issue is its a liability.  Some ass pops in 5 pieces of gum and has a heart attack and you'll get sued.

As opposed to popping 5 tablets. You fucking moron.

[Coffeed]

Well, coffee tastes mostly like shit also.

Don't think you can fit 300 cals worth of sugar and cream into a stick of gum though.

[Yamcha]

I tried some called yellow hornet or something like that , had like 100mg or piece so I popped two befor a workout and after about 20 minutes I thought I was going to die my pulse was about 210 bpm when I got to the hospital, they thought I was on Coke or meth, I assured them I was not and offered a blood test and showed the the gum.  They gave me a shot of diazepam and in seconds I was good

would have been cool if you did actually die for a few minutes. 

get resuscitated, file lawsuit, ride off into the distance

[visualizeperfection]

would have been cool if you did actually die for a few minutes. 

get resuscitated, file lawsuit, ride off into the distance

Fixed.

[Yamcha]

Fixed.

 

[residue]

Morons could make a killing since they are already selling bullshit for pre-workout.

go-cubes!
https://nootrobox.com/gocubes

[johnnyx]

Some of you probably don't know but Twinlab use to have Ripped Fuel Gum with ma huang ephedra and caffeine in 2001.

A cinnamon flavor that tasted awful, but it did you give a pick-me-up.

[Coffeed]

Some of you probably don't know but Twinlab use to have Ripped Fuel Gum with ma huang ephedra and caffeine in 2001.

A cinnamon flavor that tasted awful, but it did you give a pick-me-up.

It's incredible how teenagers playing every sport in every high school across the US were popping Ripped Fuel and yet nobody died.

Overweight football players, dehydrated players, starved wrestlers, all overworked and living on fast food... where are the bodies?