WYHI - Twitter's New Chief Marketing Officer

[SquidVicious]

I'd let my balls rest on her fivehead but that's about it.

[Thespritz0]

Your sister has a bitchy resting face?

^^
Yes.

[Thespritz0]

Pics of your sister's butt hole please!

^^
LOL!!

[tommywishbone]

Hit with vigor

[jude2]

Hopefully she can help this stock, it is my worst perfomer in my portfolio.

[Chacka]

Looks like she could be one of Howard's wives

[NelsonMuntz]

would make cornbread with her yeast infection

[Walter Sobchak]

I'd do her doggie and just as I was about to blow I'd yell, "this one is for Shizzo"!

[AbrahamG]

Sure Booty's wet now.

[38-26-40]

Big forehead

[CalvinH]

Related to danhead18?

[jdooly]

Your sister has a bitchy resting face?

  ...pretty sure it's "resting bitch face."       We should add this to the thread "sayings I hate."  However, it is an accurate description.

[Pray_4_War]

“She will help tell the stories of our iconic product,” Twitter Chief Executive Officer Jack Dorsey said in a tweet.

Jeezus taking yourselves a little too seriously?  I really fucking hate corporate douchebag language.

These people should all fucking kill themselves.

[SF1900]

Jeezus taking yourselves a little too seriously?  I really fucking hate corporate douchebag language.

These people should all fucking kill themselves.

What does that even mean (she will help tell the stories of our iconic product)? Sounds like a bunch of fluff for a website that allows you to post about your day lol.

[bigmikecox]

Any chick with that much power would be lickiing balls as soon as she got home from work! Drop you your kees and lick my balls.

[Pray_4_War]

Any chick with that much power would be lickiing balls as soon as she got home from work! Drop you your kees and lick my balls.

I bet she'd love that shit too.  Studies show that people who are powerful at work often enjoy being dominated in the bedroom.