Woman Severely Burned After Farting During Surgery

[NickEdge779]

http://nypost.com/2016/11/01/woman-badly-burned-after-farting-during-surgery/

A patient who passed gas during an operation was badly burned when the fart ignited a laser being used in the surgery, a hospital report states.

[moty]

LOL  New York Times putting the word "farting" in a headline,,,that's funny to me


will have to read article when I get home

[Board_SHERIF]

3.2.1 Howard masturbating to this news..

[oldschoolfan]

lmfao , now honestly bros, how many of you would think your asshole would get you burned in a surgery?

[WannaBePro]

LOL  New York TimesPost putting the word "farting" in a headline,,,that's funny to me


will have to read article when I get home

Not the same paper. The NYP is a more sensational paper, attracting people with crazy over-the-top headlines and stories.

[hench]

I once heard of a guy who was done for manslaughter as he held his girlfriends head under the cover after intense farts. The toxic air meant she was starved of good oxygen.

[Henda]

Bitch is likley obese, can't imagine a slim pretty girl farting while docs are working on her cu my so serves the whore right

[Simple Simon]

I once heard of a guy in the pub who knew a guy whos brother knew his mates cousin who was done for manslaughter as he held his girlfriends head under the cover after intense farts. The toxic air meant she was starved of good oxygen.

fixed

[hench]

Haha, I read it online,  in fact I think the story was on here!

fixed

[denarii]

howard:

[Simple Simon]

howard:

probably went something like this

sets crotch on fire burning her skin off and goes back on to dance.

[Dr Dutch]

Farting is funny, well most of the time....

[rocco-x]

a bunch of us tried lighting our farts as kids...nothing happened.
  I do remember reading years ago that the subject of spontaneous human combustion was, in theory, caused by the build up and storage of methane gas in someone's intestines, then ignited by static electricity.
  I would assume it would have to be a "perfect storm" for it to happen. I wonder if reports of that happening still go on today?

[Ronnie Rep]

probably went something like this

Burnt pussy of peace.

[Dr Dutch]

Bitch is too stupid to be even remotely interesting,,,u

[denarii]

a bunch of us tried lighting our farts as kids...nothing happened.
  I do remember reading years ago that the subject of spontaneous human combustion was, in theory, caused by the build up and storage of methane gas in someone's intestines, then ignited by static electricity.
  I would assume it would have to be a "perfect storm" for it to happen. I wonder if reports of that happening still go on today?

melvin needs to be careful with that rice and beans diet and the slow digestion that obese people have.

[moty]

Not the same paper. The NYP is a more sensational paper, attracting people with crazy over-the-top headlines and stories.

thanks,,my bad i just glanced at it too quickly and saw NY and just assumed