Author Topic: why do my balls smell like old man balls?  (Read 9958 times)

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Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
« Reply #50 on: February 16, 2016, 06:42:46 AM »
I'm almost 59 years old. but my balls smell like death. when i was younger, nothing on my body stinked, nothing. my balls smelled like roses. but now, as i get closer to get big heaven, my fucking balls stink :'( :'( :'(
i use lotion, powder, new chonies, good diet, lots of water. they still stink like a rotten corpse. (my father had a certain funk around him, can't explain it, but he had it.) now it seems like i have it too. only on my nut sack.

is there any help for my stinky balls????????? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :o :o :o :o :o :o

The fact of the matter is, old flesh is not good as young prime flesh. Get over it. I know it's hard to let go, you start to dwell in self pity and you think your feelings are special, but trust me, you ain't worth shit and neither is the smell of your balls. You're just a nano size dot in the universe, think of it like that. Time to let go.

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Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2016, 07:57:28 AM »
Ease down with the Old Spice

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Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2016, 11:51:34 AM »
That's your issue.  Pubic hair has an antimicrobial effect on smell.  It keeps things fresher.


well they say a day is never wasted if you learn something knew.

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Re: why do my balls smell like old man balls?
« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2016, 02:18:21 PM »