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WrestleMania 32 picks:
« on: April 03, 2016, 03:55:14 PM »
It's been a while but here are my 'Mania pics:

Divas (oops....New Women's championship Match) - Charlotte (c) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks: Banks (perhaps with cousin and new HOFer Snoop Dogg assist).

New Day vs. League of Nations: Now that Barrett is gone and it's 3-on-3, CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD-FAMOUS TWO-TIME CHAMPS AND FEEEEEEEEEELLLLL THE POOOOOOOWEEEERRR!!

Intercontinental title Ladder Match: Kevin Owens retains

ATG Memorial Battle Royal: Kane

US title Match: Did I hear right that Ryback got canned? So I figure Kalisto will retain against whoever subs for Ryback.

Brock Lesnar vs. Dean Ambrose (No DQ): Lesnar has taken too many WM losses. The Beast gets the nod.

AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho: I think Jericho steals this one.

UPSET SPECIAL: Wyatt family member (Wyatt/Strouman) wins ATG Battle Royal.

WWE World Title match: Hunter Hearst Helmsley (C) vs. Roman Reigns.  I don't think Reigns gets the rug pulled from under him this time. Reigns is new champion.

Undertaker vs. Shane McMahon (Hell in a Cell): I smell something fishy here. But, I can't go against 'Taker. Then again, what's the difference between 23-1 and 22-2? WHY DIDN'T THEY LEAVE THE STREAK INTACT??


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Re: WrestleMania 32 picks:
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2016, 04:08:52 PM »
IC title Ladder match is up first.

Why do they have this FOOL, Byron Sexton, doing color instead of the King, Jerry Lawler?

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Re: WrestleMania 32 picks:
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2016, 04:31:08 PM »
BLASTED!!! I WAS SO TEMPTED TO MAKE THIS MY UPSET SPECIAL!!

ZACK RYDER wins IC title!!

Jericho vs. Styles is up next!

JERICHO WINS!!! Now, I'm back on track.

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Re: WrestleMania 32 picks:
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2016, 05:00:21 PM »
OH MY LORD!!!

New Day just popped out of a GIANT box of Booty-Os cereal. And they're dressed like Power Rangers (minus the helmets).

It's officially a six-man tag match (Barrett is at ringside, not wrestling in the match itself).

League of Nations wins! Yet, after much smack-talking, somehow Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley (as Catcus Jack) and, Steve Austin have appeared. They just beat up League of Nations. New Day reappears and gets Michaels and Foley to attempt to booty-pop with them, which they do...BADLY. And poor Xavier Woods has the misfortune of dancing in front of Austin. No need to tell you what happened next!!

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Re: WrestleMania 32 picks:
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2016, 05:24:33 PM »
OOOH BOY!!! Lesnar and Ambrose are next!!

Lots of chairs, lots of chairs. Ambrose didn't connect with Foley's bat or Funk's chainsaw. An F-5 on a pile of chairs and Lesnar wins.

Women's title match is up next!! Sasha is accompanied by Snoop, doing her ring entrance music with whoever sings her actual song.

Charlotte comes with Ric Flair, wearing a tailored robe made from the same one that Ric Flair wore in Orlando at WM24. Lita is holding the new Women's title belt small white belt, (styled similarly to the men's world title). Divas title belt is being retired tonight. Lita will present the new belt to the winner.

Charlotte wins it, retains/wins women's title. Why wasn't Snoop Dogg at ringside to offset Ric Flair, who grabbed Sasha to keep her from breaking up the Figure 8 submission that Charlotte had on Becky Lynch.

And now........Hell in a CELL!!!

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Re: WrestleMania 32 picks:
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2016, 06:46:03 PM »
Shane just put 'Taker in Hell's Gate.....UNREAL!!

SHANE O'MAC....COAST TO COAST!!!

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Re: WrestleMania 32 picks:
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2016, 07:15:44 PM »
Shane launched himself from the top of the cage to the announce table.....but when he got there, the table was bare. One Tombstone later, the Deadman gets the win and Shane goes out on a stretcher.

Next up....ATG Memorial Battle Royal!!

Is that Diamond Dallas Page....and WHAT!!!! It's SHAQ!!! Shaquille O'Neal is in the ATG battle royal.

Shaq and Big Show facing off and everybody else is outside the ring....Wait!!! They all ganged up and eliminated both giants.

Tatanka's part of this, too?

Noticeably missing.....every member of the Wyatt family.

This was lame. Some NXT goof name Baron Corbin just chucked out Kane to win the match.

Well, there's just one match left....the WWE World title bout: Helmsley vs Reigns. But the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are providing quite the transition. And now, Rock just appeared with a flamethrower.

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Re: WrestleMania 32 picks:
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2016, 07:41:42 PM »
UH-OH!! I just remembered. The last time Rock came out and did his segue, they changed the finish and Reigns got screwed out of winning the title.


OH DEAR!!! The Wyatts just showed up.....minus Luke Harper.

ALRIGHT!! Rock is fighting one member of the Wyatts on the spot, which appears to be Eric Rowan and he just pinned him in six seconds.

Wyatt's went for the beat down and guess who shows up for the save......JOHN CENA!!!!

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Re: WrestleMania 32 picks:
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2016, 08:55:08 PM »
Stephanie shows up with a Triple H skull crown and gives her screeching speech with masked zombie-looking guys with title belts.

Reigns gets serious pyro in and out of the stadium, gets booed most of the match, until he accidentally spears Stephanie. But, not before Steph gives Helmsley the sledgehammer. He swings, he misses, gets speared again....one, two, THREE!!!

REIGNS IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!