Is this the best fake tan and hairpiece money can buy?

[HTexan]

Fair point though (and what the actual F is that thing on his chin!?!? Is it velcro?)

The delicate hair loving clipped from the ball sack of a Thoroughbred racing horse. Carfully inserted in a silk worms cocoon hair by hair by a skilled Indian women.

[The True Adonis]

[Taffin]

The delicate hair loving clipped from the ball sack of a Thoroughbred racing horse. Carfully inserted in a silk worms cocoon hair by hair by a skilled Indian women.

 

That description is a thing of beauty - thanks - another moment where I cannot possibly explain what I am laughing out loud about!

"What are you laughing about?  Tell me?  What do you mean you can't - why not?  Why wouldn't I understand?  Is it that weird website again?  What did he say to you?  What do you mean 'ball-sack'..."

 

[HTexan]

That description is a thing of beauty - thanks - another moment where I cannot possibly explain what I am laughing out loud about!

"What are you laughing about?  Tell me?  What do you mean you can't - why not?  Why wouldn't I understand?  Is it that weird website again?  What did he say to you?  What do you mean 'ball-sack'..."

 

this website is pretty weird

[Master Blaster]

Christopher Hitchens came in to my work, once, really threw me for a loop.

[The True Adonis]

Christopher Hitchens came in to my work, once, really threw me for a loop.

Did you talk to him?

[Master Blaster]

Kinda, I did a double take and tried to play it off. He looked at me like he was worried I was yet another creep.

[Master Blaster]

Did you talk to him?

Without being specific, I was at a service point, and had to talk to him. I basically made an ass of myself as I was obviously desperate to say something, but did not.

[Donny]

Would be great to have a president with some muscular authority.

and Brain Dead like you