Remington 870 or Mossberg 500?

[The True Adonis]

Whichever one fits in your mouth best and lets you still reach the trigger....

My friend accidentally shot me at point blank range  with a .38 in the thigh in 2003.  It was a simple entry and exit wound and the only thing the ER did was give me two gauze strips for each side.  I got incredibly lucky on that one.  

It felt as if someone heated a steel metal rod and jammed it in and out real fast.  I was sore for about two days only and good as new by day three with the craziest looking bruise from it all that I have ever seen.  Back squatting on day three like nothing ever happened.  I still have a little tiny scar, but that is it.  Can't even tell at all.

[Man of Steel]

My friend accidentally shot me at point blank range  with a .38 in the thigh in 2003.  It was a simple entry and exit wound and the only thing the ER did was give me two gauze strips for each side.  I got incredibly lucky on that one. 

It felt as if someone heated a steel metal rod and jammed it in and out real fast.  I was sore for about two days only and good as new by day three with the craziest looking bruise from it all that I have ever seen.  Back squatting on day three like nothing ever happened.  I still have a little tiny scar, but that is it.  Can't even tell at all.

 

[HTexan]

My friend accidentally shot me at point blank range  with a .38 in the thigh in 2003.  It was a simple entry and exit wound and the only thing the ER did was give me two gauze strips for each side.  I got incredibly lucky on that one.  

It felt as if someone heated a steel metal rod and jammed it in and out real fast.  I was sore for about two days only and good as new by day three with the craziest looking bruise from it all that I have ever seen.  Back squatting on day three like nothing ever happened.  I still have a little tiny scar, but that is it.  Can't even tell at all.

That is some grade A hick shit, Cheney 
Seriously though, I knew a fucktard in college that was fascinated with guns. Dude was playing with it and accidentally shot though his apartment wall and almost hit the people living next to him. 

[The True Adonis]

That is some grade A hick shit, Cheney 
Seriously though, I knew a fucktard in college that was fascinated with guns. Dude was playing with it and accidentally shot though his apartment wall and almost hit the people living next to him. 

He didn't realize one was still in the chamber and squeezed the trigger as he was pointing it down and crossways from him.  I was standing right beside him.  I even told him a few hours ago that there was still one in the chamber a few hours before.  I think about how lucky I am sometimes regarding that incident.