Capitalism baby!
Ah, capitalism. Where the guy who can fix your car is a greasy moron but an unfortunate necessity. The capitalist who can't fix your car but can foreclose on the mechanic if he doesn't get his vig every week is a hero.
Go to the bank, Tape.
Get a loan, Tape.
Buy nice things, Tape.
Everything can have a dollar value ascribed to it, Tape.
Sell yourself to the pencilneck in a suit, Tape.
It's the only way to effectively grow a business, Tape.
That's how everybody does it, Tape.

Stick around. We'll do hellspawn of capitalism and satan next: insurance companies.