Does this mean we were right about Fanny Packs?

[Tapeworm]

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Huh.  So that guy is a model.  Ok then.

[drkaje]

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That's less gay than a fanny-pack.

[Al Doggity]

You're right. Maybe bring it back with an over the shoulder, chest pack or something?

IMO, the basic design is okay, just add a little more style.
This is a current new balance "waist pack". I would change the colorway and materials, but from a form perspective, I don't think it looks bad at all. I prefer it to the traditional "sagging, belted banana hammock" look.  People won't be wearing them to church or the opera. It would look fine with casual or athletic gear.

[drkaje]

Al,

It looks like that thing is wearing a thong.

[Al Doggity]

Al,

It looks like that thing is wearing a thong.

I said i'd change the colorway. 

[drkaje]

I said i'd change the colorway.  

[Thin Lizzy]

We're talking about real men who wear fanny packs, not skinny twink male models.

Those Nikes he's wearing were big back then. I had a pair:

[drkaje]

We're talking about real men who wear fanny packs, not skinny twink male models.

Those Nikes he's wearing were big back then. I had a pair:

Musclebears.

[Mayor Of Bodybuilding]

Fanny packs are Cool like Me.

[drkaje]

"Not that there's anything wrong with it"

[Thin Lizzy]

"Not that there's anything wrong with it"

Your jealously exceeds the storage capacity of even the largest fanny pack:

[Al Doggity]

We're talking about real men who wear fanny packs, not skinny twink male models.

But fanny packs aren't just for real men. They are the hottest trend for the hottest celebrities!
Academy Award^TM winner Leonardo Dicaprio rocks a fanny pack whenever he's not starring in Hollywood megablockbusters.





Fellow Academy Award^TM winner likes to show off his ripped abs in a fanny pack and little else!


Former Academy Award^TM attendee Blake Lively likes to look stylish as she tools around town in her fanny pack!
 

[Al Doggity]

Pop superstar Rihanna knows that style and function go hand in hand when you're wearing a fannypack!

[Primemuscle]

We're talking about real men who wear fanny packs, not skinny twink male models.

Those Nikes he's wearing were big back then. I had a pair:



The thread title refers to fanny packs, not who wears them.

[Thin Lizzy]

Those aren't real fanny packs. They're abominations.

As an aside, another current fashion trend lifted by twink hipsters from 80s bodybuilders is the lumberjack shirt, which we wore because the soft fabric molded to our physiques and highlighted our massive shoulder and trapezius development.

[Go 4 It]

If you listen to Joe Rogans podcast he talks about how he rocks a fanny pack all the time and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks, he said Dice man inspired him to start wearing them, I think Rogan has his own signature line lol

[NelsonMuntz]

That's less gay than a fanny-pack.

Not quite, I carry a "murse" for school

[Go 4 It]

Its not a purse Its a satchel

[drkaje]

A murse is less gay than a fanny-pack because the name admits its femininity.

[NelsonMuntz]

My Murse is black leather, much like my chaps

[The Abdominal Snoman]

2005 was the year The Rock announced to the Hollywood Elite that he would wear the dress

[Never1AShow]

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Jeez if I had legs that skinny I'd stick my head in a wood chipper.

[Al Doggity]

If you listen to Joe Rogans podcast he talks about how he rocks a fanny pack all the time and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks, he said Dice man inspired him to start wearing them, I think Rogan has his own signature line lol

There's absolutely nothing wrong with them.

[Primemuscle]

My Murse is black leather, much like my chaps

Fashion coordinated.

[drkaje]

If you listen to Joe Rogans podcast he talks about how he rocks a fanny pack all the time and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks, he said Dice man inspired him to start wearing them, I think Rogan has his own signature line lol

If Joe Rogan sucked a dick, would you?