Author Topic: BREAKING: EMAIL FROM THE KING OF GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 3122 times)

Fallsview · « **on:** July 17, 2016, 07:36:44 AM »

Many people have asked when the KING will return.

I've had about "23" emails from the KING of GetBig.

Here is a summary of the details:

1. Enjoying life!

2. Bought a F-650

3. Still destroying Tiny Tits from Newport Beach to Wasaga Beach. From The City Of Industry to the City Of Love!

4. Counting stacks!

5. Family First!

6. Getbig has become to serious. At this point in my life I don't need it.

7. Big Data!

8. 242 pounds with abs ( you can't believe what you can do with your time when not on GetBig)

9. Having a nightly sip of Yamazaki.

10. I'm really still here...in all of your heads!

So there you have it. The KING has spoken. Long Live and Hail/Bow down to the KING!!!!!!!!!!

MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

local hero · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2016, 07:44:39 AM »

Quote from: Fallsview on July 17, 2016, 07:36:44 AM

Many people have asked when the KING will return.

I've had about "23" emails from the KING of GetBig.

Here is a summary of the details:

1. Enjoying life!

2. Bought a F-650

3. Still destroying Tiny Tits from Newport Beach to Wasaga Beach. From The City Of Industry to the City Of Love!

4. Counting stacks!

5. Family First!

6. Getbig has become to serious. At this point in my life I don't need it.

7. Big Data!

8. 242 pounds with abs ( you can't believe what you can do with your time when not on GetBig)

9. Having a nightly sip of Yamazaki.

10. I'm really still here...in all of your heads!

So there you have it. The KING has spoken. Long Live and Hail/Bow down to the KING!!!!!!!!!!

MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Pics or it didn't happen.....

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2016, 07:45:14 AM »

Emailing yourself, then posting about it = winning.

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2016, 07:54:03 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on July 17, 2016, 07:47:02 AM

is there a tacit understanding that much like myself we all know that this is a Alex gimmick but it's so obvious that we don't talk about it because, well, IT'S THAT OBVIOUS

it's kinda like how people don't talk about how stupid John Travolta's wigs are because they're just that obvious that they don't even have to be talked about

Chaos hasn't seen any evidence that Ballsview is Alex. I trust him.

MoralMan · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2016, 08:03:41 AM »

No way is Joon 242

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2016, 08:11:41 AM »

Who is he trying to fool

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2016, 08:21:51 AM »

Ballspew is actually a Howard gimmick.

Gare-N-Teed

Fallsview · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2016, 09:09:29 AM »

Quote from: Van_Bilderass on July 17, 2016, 07:54:03 AM

Chaos hasn't seen any evidence that Ballsview is Alex. I trust him.

First off, this is not about some guy named "Alex" or whoever he is. It's about the KING of Getbig. I never mentioned anyones name since you all KNOW WHO THE KING OF GETBIG IS.

Second, Howard? Really?

Third, Listen to Chaos, he's a strong, smart man. I recall the days of yore when I was an aspiring physique builder in Fullerton and would see Chaos lifting sometimes with this long haired beautiful man. Body molded out of granite, his sweat glistening in the Kollesium lights. This long haired perfectly built male had muscles Greek Gods were jealous of. I never found out who that intelligent, bulging, long haired man was. I gazed at them from afar, admiring their lifts and motion. They were my idols. Now I work hand in hand with Chaos and see him every few months at the GetBig offices in Burbank. Maybe I'll pull him aside and he'll tell me who that man was.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2016, 09:17:34 AM »

Quote from: Fallsview on July 17, 2016, 09:09:29 AM

First off, this is not about some guy named "Alex" or whoever he is. It's about the KING of Getbig. I never mentioned anyones name since you all KNOW WHO THE KING OF GETBIG IS.

Second, Howard? Really?

Third, Listen to Chaos, he's a strong, smart man. I recall the days of yore when I was an aspiring physique builder in Fullerton and would see Chaos lifting sometimes with this long haired beautiful man. Body molded out of granite, his sweat glistening in the Kollesium lights. This long haired perfectly built male had muscles Greek Gods were jealous of. I never found out who that intelligent, bulging, long haired man was. I gazed at them from afar, admiring their lifts and motion. They were my idols. Now I work hand in hand with Chaos and see him every few months at the GetBig offices in Burbank. Maybe I'll pull him aside and he'll tell me who that man was.

Was this "long haired" boyfriend of Chaos about 5'-8"?

The last self proclaimed "King" of Getbig was a fat, French midget.

Either way....go fuck yourself Howard, you unfunny kunt

_bruce_ · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2016, 09:25:31 AM »

Looks like Alex32 needs our help - after a risky heist involving some of McDonald's biggest store houses he's now on the run...

Dude's getting literally "french-fried" by CIA's top secret Mayo ray weapons...

Fallsview · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2016, 09:57:58 AM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on July 17, 2016, 09:17:34 AM

Was this "long haired" boyfriend of Chaos about 5'-8"?

The last self proclaimed "King" of Getbig was a fat, French midget.

Either way....go fuck yourself Howard, you unfunny kunt

You're one of the "tiny tits" the KING would destroy. Listen, stop PMing me hateful, longs ramblings about bullcrap. You are a negative person.

Tread lightly my friend. All of this is being recorded.

MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LittleJ · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2016, 10:03:32 AM »

Quote from: Van_Bilderass on July 17, 2016, 07:54:03 AM

Chaos hasn't seen any evidence that Ballsview is Alex. I trust him.

There's not one mod that I trust on here.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2016, 10:44:40 AM »

Quote from: Fallsview on July 17, 2016, 09:57:58 AM

You're one of the "tiny tits" the KING would destroy. Listen, stop PMing me hateful, longs ramblings about bullcrap. You are a negative person.

Tread lightly my friend. All of this is being recorded.

MAKE GETBIG GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Go ahead....post the PMs Ballgag.

Howard, you're about as funny as a clogged toilet.

Suck chinaman dick phaggot.

drkaje · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2016, 10:50:24 AM »

Yamazaki is great scotch.

Fallsview · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2016, 11:45:45 AM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on July 17, 2016, 10:44:40 AM

Go ahead....post the PMs Ballgag.

Howard, you're about as funny as a clogged toilet.

Suck chinaman dick phaggot.

I don't post PM's as it is really not appropriate.

You=high school equivalency. University Of GED.

Some type of delay. Left side of the bell curve.

Moron.

MAKE GETBIGE GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!23

Anglo · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2016, 12:12:14 PM »

King 23: the personification of a Getbigger, his wit intelligence and humor are sorely missed.

rocco-x · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2016, 12:26:36 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on July 17, 2016, 07:47:02 AM

is there a tacit understanding that much like myself we all know that this is a Alex gimmick but it's so obvious that we don't talk about it because, well, IT'S THAT OBVIOUS

it's kinda like how people don't talk about how stupid John Travolta's wigs are because they're just that obvious that they don't even have to be talked about

he wears a wig? Gotta git one wiff dreadlocks

MorganSA · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2016, 01:07:34 PM »

I have to ask as I am very lost.....who the fuck is the king of Getbig again?

drkaje · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2016, 02:01:41 PM »

Quote from: MorganSA on July 17, 2016, 01:07:34 PM

I have to ask as I am very lost.....who the fuck is the king of Getbig again?

Jizzo.

TuHolmes · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2016, 02:42:46 PM »

Quote from: rocco-x on July 17, 2016, 12:26:36 PM

he wears a wig? Gotta git one wiff dreadlocks

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2016, 03:09:05 PM »

Quote from: Fallsview on July 17, 2016, 07:36:44 AM

Many people have asked when the KING will return.

I've had about "23" emails from the KING of GetBig.

I hope you don't mean The Mayor Of Bodybuilding....