Here's the escalator story, I misremembered a bit, but it's still good -
"Here is a relatively clean story about one of Lee Priest's potential exploits. It was told to me by Lee himself as we sat in a Fatburger on the 3rd street promenade in Santa Monica in the mid 90's.
Lee told me that some schmoe wanted him to go to the mall called the Beverly Center in Los Angeles. The schmoe was to meet Lee there in the food court. After which time the schmoe wanted to go to the escalator while Lee was to trail behind the man a few feet away. What was supposed to happpen was this.......The man was going to reach the base of the escalator and then start to moan in pain as loud as he could while holding onto the side entrance of the escalator. The man was then going to shit in his kahkies in public.
What he wanted Lee to do was to all of a sudden have Lee begin to laugh out loud and point at the man while he was shitting and groaning in his pants. The man wanted to have public humiliation and a shit fetish tended to in one shot. Lee told me that he had to pass on that one because it was in public and he didnt thinik the guy was in his right mind. Lee has admitted to some shit play for schmoes already. but this was the craziest story I had heard from anybody in those days. And it was right from lee himself."
Lee laughed it off, claimed it was bullshit.
