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rocco-x

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Black Squirrels Matter...
« on: September 14, 2016, 06:07:13 AM »
Aside from only seeing these critters in Princeton NJ, I've now seen them here in NYC...

  Known as "dindu nuffinus" they survive on handouts from the working man, pilfering acorns from other squirrels and feel as tho "the man" is keeping them down...

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2016, 06:40:16 AM »
You just say Princeton.  There's only one that matters.  And it's never NJ.  It's Jersey.  You'd think a guido-x from around there would know these things.

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2016, 06:41:57 AM »
 I've spotted a few of them in downtown Springfield, MA myself.

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2016, 06:54:07 AM »
Red ones are the coolest, ive seen loads in Poland!

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2016, 07:29:22 AM »
Aside from only seeing these critters in Princeton NJ, I've now seen them here in NYC...

  Known as "dindu nuffinus" they survive on handouts from the working man, pilfering acorns from other squirrels and feel as tho "the man" is keeping them down...

rocco i love your posts they are honest and full of truth.  black squirrels also have bigger squirrel balls than there brown counterparts. and have a habit of getting

female squirrels pregnant, and then taking off

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2016, 08:17:38 AM »
Alright, look.  Black squirrels fight with brown squirrels and target the brown squirrels' nuts, so that's why black squirrels are displacing brown squirrels in Princeton.  That is the information as I received it while standing on Nassau St between PJ's and Thomas Sweets.  Idk if it's true but both those places had great eats.

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2016, 11:12:18 AM »
Everyone already knows ACORN was a corrupt black organization. 

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2016, 11:19:07 AM »
rocco i love your posts they are honest and full of truth.  black squirrels also have bigger squirrel balls than there brown counterparts. and have a habit of getting

female squirrels pregnant, and then taking off

Is their diet restricted to acorns or do they eat chicken as well?
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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2016, 11:30:43 AM »
I've spotted a few of them in downtown Springfield, MA myself.
You from Springfield bro?

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2016, 11:57:40 AM »
Is their diet restricted to acorns or do they eat chicken as well?
Cooked acorns taste exactly like chicken, bro

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2016, 12:24:31 PM »
What were you doing in Princeton? U definitely didn't go to school there

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2016, 02:43:04 PM »
What were you doing in Princeton? U definitely didn't go to school there
hell no i didn't go to school there...had friends that lived in the area so we'd go to the center for the bars and of course the CD Exchange. Not sure if it's still there as I haven't been there in about 10yrs. But that is the only area I've seen these squirrels in "joisey" if that's better. Not sure why they're concentrated in this particular area...maybe the government has special incentive programs for them...keep their breeding to one place and all the nuts they can eat for free.

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2016, 02:45:01 PM »
acorns,  chicken, squirrel ribs, they will eat anything those lil black fuckers can steal

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2016, 08:31:14 PM »
You from Springfield bro?

 Worcester, originally. Not much better.

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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2016, 08:53:38 PM »
Whats the black squirrel in this photo eating?


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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2016, 08:55:43 PM »
Black squirrel taking a break


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Re: Black Squirrels Matter...
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2016, 08:57:29 PM »
Now this is badass