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How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« on: October 31, 2016, 11:53:24 AM »
To all the kids that look as though they have potential...I hand out full size protein bars. For all the fatties and their fat parents I had out fruit with a note attached:

Dear Children and Family

Being obese is a horrible disease brought on by laziness and horrible genetics. Now, you could have a medical reason but that is no excuse to be fat. You should partake in more physical activity. You're parents should be ashamed of themselves.
Please stop eating crap and start a workout plan now or you'll probably die of heart disease by the time you're 24.

Thank You

Signed Someone That Cares.
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2016, 12:09:33 PM »
you are so fucking annoying,,
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2016, 12:16:33 PM »
The kids look in the goodie bags you pass out and said: "Damn, not grey partridge again!"
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2016, 12:21:53 PM »
Don't dress up in a cow costume and put your dick in one of the udders.
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2016, 02:43:20 PM »
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2016, 03:37:20 PM »
Be There and his blue stars....that means he's a legitimate pole smoker in a class by itself.
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2016, 03:38:46 PM »
Quote from: Fallsview on October 31, 2016, 03:37:20 PM
Be There and his blue stars....that means he's a legitimate pole smoker in a class by itself.
something wrong with homosexuals?
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2016, 03:43:52 PM »
I'm doing the classic razors in apples prank.  Those little shits are going to be sorry!!   Hopefully I'm doing it right.  These disposable razors are costing me a fortune! 


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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2016, 05:32:34 PM »
Quote from: Be There on October 31, 2016, 03:38:46 PM
something wrong with homosexuals?

There is when they're fake ones that only practice it on contest days, special private posings, with contest promoters, with schmoes, in gym bathrooms, with your steroid dealers, with your speedo bedazzler. But not at the club...nope...too macho for that.
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2016, 05:42:17 PM »
Quote from: Rudee on October 31, 2016, 03:43:52 PM
I'm doing the classic razors in apples prank.  Those little shits are going to be sorry!!   Hopefully I'm doing it right.  These disposable razors are costing me a fortune! 




Still not sure how they managed it fit this in that Twix wrapper....


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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2016, 07:43:42 PM »
I shit you guys not, there was a guy at the corner today dressed as PedoBear

I dont think he realized what it was.

Then again he was heading to the adult learning centre aka dropout school around the bend

he was dressed like this and waving, I shouted "Hey PedoBear"

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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2016, 04:51:36 AM »
Hand out d-bol tabs in pez dispensers
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2016, 05:26:24 AM »
Well there were some kids with no costumes. They get all my old dead batteries in their bags. I palm them so they have no clue...put my hand in their bag and DROP. The weight of a few C batteries make them believe they got alot of candy. Love it.
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2016, 05:45:46 AM »
Quote from: Fallsview on October 31, 2016, 05:32:34 PM
There is when they're fake ones that only practice it on contest days, special private posings, with contest promoters, with schmoes, in gym bathrooms, with your steroid dealers, with your speedo bedazzler. But not at the club...nope...too macho for that.
You cant have a fake homosexual, they either are or aren't.
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2016, 06:00:39 AM »
Quote from: Be There on November 01, 2016, 05:45:46 AM
You cant have a fake homosexual, they either are or aren't.

Damn that's really bothering you. You still talking about that? It happened days ago. Move on fuck face.
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Re: How I Hand Out Treats On Halloween.
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2016, 06:05:31 AM »
Quote from: Fallsview on November 01, 2016, 06:00:39 AM
Damn that's really bothering you. You still talking about that? It happened days ago. Move on fuck face.
it was yesterday, the clue is the date on the quote.
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