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Army of One

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You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« on: November 18, 2016, 09:13:33 AM »
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Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2016, 09:15:47 AM »
Ask for a hand job.
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Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2016, 09:16:33 AM »
Maybe it's a thin attractive chick that accidentally slammed her hand in the car door last night.
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Mr Anabolic

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Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2016, 09:30:18 AM »
This board has regressed a lot over the past few years.
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Army of One

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Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2016, 09:35:08 AM »
Quote from: Mr Anabolic on November 18, 2016, 09:30:18 AM
This board has regressed a lot over the past few years.

Is your wife fat?
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Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2016, 09:35:58 AM »
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Mr Anabolic

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Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2016, 09:48:38 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on November 18, 2016, 09:35:08 AM
Is your wife fat?

Wife?... what's that?

You're suppose to ask: "Is your MOMMA fat?"

Unfortunately for her, she is.
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Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2016, 09:58:56 AM »
How the fuck did that ring physically fit onto that fat finger?
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Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2016, 10:02:30 AM »
Quote from: Henda on November 18, 2016, 09:58:56 AM
How the fuck did that ring physically fit onto that fat finger?

Before she was killed.  That's a body that's been in the water a while...  (I've seen Silence of the Lambs  8))

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Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2016, 12:20:25 PM »
Would ask her to stick a finger up my ass.
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Re: You wake up after being blackout drunk for 48 hrs in vegas,u married this,wotdo?
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2016, 12:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on November 18, 2016, 09:13:33 AM
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Mayrring an alligator? I thought this only happens in Florida.




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