Time to come clean: sono io, lui è me, Professore Giuseppe Luigi Palumbo Della Pazzo. Ciao, tutti!
FYI: I'm on a clean bulk while performing unorthodox experiments to verify that the laws of nature must adhere to the Falcon Formula of Intragravitation (FFIG), thereby refuting the standard Newtonian/Einsteinian paradigms of the very big by showing how FFIG is even bigger, i.e., FFIGger.