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i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« on: December 06, 2016, 01:07:16 PM »
i saw one strong mofo at the gym, a bearded beast, and i got thinking about the pecking order.

then he opened his mouth and sounded like a f-aggot, i was quite surprised and my respect for him disappeared completely.


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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2016, 01:08:44 PM »
i saw one strong mofo at the gym, a bearded beast, and i got thinking about the pecking order.

then he opened his mouth and sounded like a f-aggot, i was quite surprised and my respect for him disappeared completely.



Goes to show you that you should never worry about or even think about a pecking order.


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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2016, 01:10:39 PM »
i got quite shocked when i realized i was in the gym where they use real weights and not on the internet where i can lie about how much i can lift.

got quite a reality check.


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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2016, 01:12:30 PM »
Side note, did you know dudes are getting hair transplants for their beard these days? Now any man with some cash can have the look of an epic mountain alpha man ;D Technology is a hell of a thing!
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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2016, 01:13:25 PM »
Side note, did you know dudes are getting hair transplants for their beard these days? Now any man with some cash can have the look of an epic mountain alpha man ;D Technology is a hell of a thing!

ive heard about it. i think it was especially common in countries where beard is really important in cultur/religion or just manliness

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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2016, 01:14:41 PM »
ronnie coleman is a man that doesnt have an impressive voice i mean really "light weights baby!" he sounds like a little f-aggot doesnt he

im not saying you dont respect the man, but you cant 100% respect him, he should have the voice of tulsa doom.


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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2016, 01:19:12 PM »
ronnie coleman is a man that doesnt have an impressive voice i mean really "light weights baby!" he sounds like a little f-aggot doesnt he

im not saying you dont respect the man, but you cant 100% respect him, he should have the voice of tulsa doom.



Mike Tyson is another example, light voice with a retarded lisp, but you wouldnt want to get hit by that guy
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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2016, 01:21:48 PM »
Mike Tyson is another example, light voice with a retarded lisp, but you wouldnt want to get hit by that guy

yes thats a good example.

and quite a bit of fat people in general.

branch warren on the other hand got an angry little lord of the rings midget kinda voice

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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2016, 01:59:49 PM »
Mike Tyson is another example, light voice with a retarded lisp, but you wouldnt want to get hit by that guy



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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2016, 02:22:32 PM »
Mike Tyson is another example, light voice with a retarded lisp, but you wouldnt want to get hit by that guy
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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2016, 04:22:36 PM »
i saw one strong mofo at the gym, a bearded beast, and i got thinking about the pecking order.

then he opened his mouth and sounded like a f-aggot, i was quite surprised and my respect for him disappeared completely.



Finish the story please.  How long before his cock ended up lodged in your throat?

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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2016, 05:01:37 PM »
Side note, did you know dudes are getting hair transplants for their beard these days? Now any man with some cash can have the look of an epic mountain alpha man ;D Technology is a hell of a thing!

crazy what people will do when it comes to transplants/cosmetic surgery

here I gave you a beard to dissuade any thoughts you may have  ;D

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Re: i got tricked by a bearded beast at the gym
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