I am above it all, and that includes sex

[Tunza Muscle]

Sex is a base necessity of animals and beastly men. I personally have sublimated my life ip and out of that filthy gutter. While most humans pursue sex like dumb monkeys I am imbued in classic literature, fine art and the creation of great wealth. Physically, my body refuses to age. That has been handled through a combination of natural supplementation, bodybuilding exercises and forbidden yoga. By forbidden I mean the type of yoga that I am privy to has been carefully guarded through the ages. While the unenlightened  tangle themselves up in the sordid coupling of corrupt flesh I am contemplating connections so advanced I am existing on a higher plane, radiant in my beauty.

[Skeeter]

[El Diablo Blanco]

So basically you're a queer.

[Walter Sobchak]

So basically you're a queer.

With the exact same IP address as True Adonis....??

[TheOne]

Who the fuk is this homo?  So many gimmicks not enough time

[Kahn.N.Singh]

Sex is a base necessity of animals and beastly men. I personally have sublimated my life ip and out of that filthy gutter. While most humans pursue sex like dumb monkeys I am imbued in classic literature, fine art and the creation of great wealth. Physically, my body refuses to age. That has been handled through a combination of natural supplementation, bodybuilding exercises and forbidden yoga. By forbidden I mean the type of yoga that I am privy to has been carefully guarded through the ages. While the unenlightened  tangle themselves up in the sordid coupling of corrupt flesh I am contemplating connections so advanced I am existing on a higher plane, radiant in my beauty.

Yes, I see.

My good fellow, you are a better man than I. Forsooth, I enjoy my Milton, Caravaggio, and the accoutrements of wealth as much as the next bel-esprit, but I find most of my savior-faire ignobly defenestrates when the drums of my loins beat like Myrmidons before the portals of Īlium.

Tell me, Tunza, if I may, is your virginity still intact or are you merely chaste?

[Taffin]

Yes, I see.

My good fellow, you are a better man than I. Forsooth, I enjoy my Milton, Caravaggio, and the accoutrements of wealth as much as the next bel-esprit, but I find most of my savior-faire ignobly defenestrates when the drums of my loins beat like Mymirdons before the portals of Īlium.

Tell me, Tunza, if I may, is your virginity still intact or are you merely chaste?

Kahn, no offence buddy, but are you Julian Schmidt?  (Will the kids get this reference one wonders?)

[Kahn.N.Singh]

Kahn, no offence buddy, but are you Julian Schmidt?  (Will the kids get this reference one wonders?)

Your powers of deduction are extraordinary, Herr Detektiv Taffin. Mein Freund, I am indeed, and henceforth you may call me either Jules or Schmidty, as is your wont (but, adhering to the rules of the exclusive disjunction, not both at the same time). To understand the miraculous circumstances of my persistence, you'll have to sit through Janáček’s Makropulos Affair to grasp the full details.

I bid you well,

Schmidty

[Howard]

Sex is a base necessity of animals and beastly men. I personally have sublimated my life ip and out of that filthy gutter. While most humans pursue sex like dumb monkeys I am imbued in classic literature, fine art and the creation of great wealth. Physically, my body refuses to age. That has been handled through a combination of natural supplementation, bodybuilding exercises and forbidden yoga. By forbidden I mean the type of yoga that I am privy to has been carefully guarded through the ages. While the unenlightened  tangle themselves up in the sordid coupling of corrupt flesh I am contemplating connections so advanced I am existing on a higher plane, radiant in my beauty.

Men have tried to avoid giving into sexual urges for a long time.
In religious circles it is felt this can help being one closer to GOD.

In my opinion, we have basic needs and physical urges.
Control them but don't ignore them.

Balance and moderation is the real key to the kingdom of bliss.

[Powerlift66]

Meanwhile, back at Tunza's secret lair...

[Henda]

Sex is a base necessity of animals and beastly men. I personally have sublimated my life ip and out of that filthy gutter. While most humans pursue sex like dumb monkeys I am imbued in classic literature, fine art and the creation of great wealth. Physically, my body refuses to age. That has been handled through a combination of natural supplementation, bodybuilding exercises and forbidden yoga. By forbidden I mean the type of yoga that I am privy to has been carefully guarded through the ages. While the unenlightened  tangle themselves up in the sordid coupling of corrupt flesh I am contemplating connections so advanced I am existing on a higher plane, radiant in my beauty.

Fag

[8 INCH not biceps]

The thread starter has a point men are too obsessed with sex and spend most of their time and energy trying to get laid if you take some of that sexual energy and devote it to bettering yourself you would achieve greater success.

[Simple Simon]

The thread starter has I have a point men are too obsessed with sex and spend most of their time and energy trying to get laid if you take some of that sexual energy and devote it to bettering yourself you would achieve greater success.

fixed

[Mr Anabolic]

The thread starter has a point men are too obsessed with sex and spend most of their time and energy trying to get laid if you take some of that sexual energy and devote it to bettering yourself you would achieve greater success.

Sometimes you your posts are totally asinine and sometimes they are on point.  Here, you are on point.

[Mr Anabolic]

Meanwhile, back at Tunza's secret lair...

He's "winning" on hair follicles though.

[Mayor Of Bodybuilding]

Way too many pussy whipped dudes out there.   

[Taffin]

Your powers of deduction are extraordinary, Herr Detektiv Taffin. Mein Freund, I am indeed, and henceforth you may call me either Jules or Schmidty, as is your wont (but, adhering to the rules of the exclusive disjunction, not both at the same time). To understand the miraculous circumstances of my persistence, you'll have to sit through Janáček’s Makropulos Affair to grasp the full details.

I bid you well,

Schmidty

Jules

Thank you for your (far too) kind words, but as we both know:

              "With luck on one's side, one can do without brains"

                                                       Giordano Bruno

 

[Howard]

The thread starter has a point men are too obsessed with sex and spend most of their time and energy trying to get laid if you take some of that sexual energy and devote it to bettering yourself you would achieve greater success.

Translation : I'm butt ugly with a 2" pecker.

[Kwon]

Meanwhile, back at Tunza's secret lair...

Great hair, and nice pants.