Women peak at 19 years of age

[Howard]

When you're an extremely handsome mass monster like myself, the date quickly escalates to the bedroom. 

You have a serious case of the delusions, my friend.
THAT or these hot bedroom romps are with 59 year old schmoes you met in the gym
You actually date Mary Palm and her 5 sisters.

[SuperTed]

16-21 is usually their best years. It's mostly downhill from there.

[ratherbebig]

i disagree

and i dont wanna be with no 19 year old

[Thespritz0]

From a respected Registered Massage Therapist in San Diego:

Young females (25 or so) tend to be the most obnoxious of clients. This isn’t a sexual thing, far from it, but some characteristics I have found is:

A lot of my clients prefer to be un-draped (nude) during a massage, but this is normally something that will come about after a session or two with a polite request. Young Females tend to be used to getting their gear off for their brazilian wax, and think nothing of stripping off on the first visit. This puts me in an awkward position, as we have no relationship.
They never stop talking. Either about themselves, or their friend/s or imaginary Facebook friends who think they’re awesome.
Usually are fitness fanatics, who are quite proud of their bodies
****  And, they have never properly learned how to wipe their bottoms. Seriously, this part defines ‘gross’   ****

My preferred client base is in their late 30’s ++++++

[El Diablo Blanco]

I'm shocked at how many high school girls 16-18 already have cellulite.  Even skinny ones.

[Yamcha]

[ESFitness]

19 is the magic number for women. I pretty much only date19 year olds. It is the perfect moment in a female's life when she is in the full bloom of physicality, particularly in the legs. The psychological baggage of the adult woman has not accumlated, and the sex flows freely. She is a fountain of sex. Now, to date hot 19 year old chicks you MUST be exceptionally good looking and extremely well built. I am both of those things.

Because they're not old enough to realize what a loser you are.

[Simple Simon]

I'm shocked at how many high school girls 16-18 already have cellulite.  Even skinny ones.

Im shocked you are aware of that fact....

[El Diablo Blanco]

Im shocked you are aware of that fact....

If you've read my posts you wouldn't be shocked.

For real, my work is across the street from a high school so I see this chicks walking by every day wearing the shortest of shorts.

[Pray_4_War]

For real, my work is across the street from a high school so I see this chicks walking by every day wearing the shortest of shorts.

Where can I submit my resume?



All riiiiiiiight.

[Thespritz0]

I have a friend who's a cook at a nightclub and he says that the female servers who work there tell him about the young 20's age girls who go to the washroom, take a dump and never flush it!!!!

[Tapeworm]

You have a serious case of the delusions, my friend.
THAT or these hot bedroom romps are with 59 year old schmoes you met in the gym
You actually date Mary Palm and her 5 sisters.

Rosy.  Rosy Palm.  That's the joke.

You're useful as a screen door on a battleship.

[Primemuscle]

I'm shocked at how many high school girls 16-18 already have cellulite.  Even skinny ones.

Tell us more. How do you get intimate enough with 16-18 year old girls to know they have cellulite? On the other hand, maybe you shouldn't reveal this information. 

[Primemuscle]

I have a friend who's a cook at a nightclub and he says that the female servers who work there tell him about the young 20's age girls who go to the washroom, take a dump and never flush it!!!!

And this relates to the subject of this thread....how?

[Pray_4_War]

I have a friend who's a cook at a nightclub and he says that the female servers who work there tell him about the young 20's age girls who go to the washroom, take a dump and never flush it!!!!

I'm fine with that as long as they wipe.

[Simple Simon]

If you've read my posts you wouldn't be shocked.

For real, my vantage point from inside the bushes is across the street from a high school so I see this chicks walking by every day wearing the shortest of shorts.

fixed

[YAGR]

Rosy.  Rosy Palm.  That's the joke.

You're useful as a screen door on a battleship.

It's  actually Palmer. Make that 2 screen doors on the submarine.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Tell us more. How do you get intimate enough with 16-18 year old girls to know they have cellulite? On the other hand, maybe you shouldn't reveal this information. 

They don't wear much that leaves anything to the imagination

[WannaBePro]

many peak at 16

[light weight baby]

age of consent in cuba is 16

you mad? keep being mad

[WannaBePro]

age of consent in cuba is 16

you mad? keep being mad

Not mad. I'm 27 and I went on a date with a 19 year old last year and felt like a pedo. I can't imagine younger than that...

[Howard]

They will only go for you if you have tunza muscle.  Do you?

I dunno, I'd think it's  tunza pecker

[_bruce_]

From a respected Registered Massage Therapist in San Diego:

Young females (25 or so) tend to be the most obnoxious of clients. This isn’t a sexual thing, far from it, but some characteristics I have found is:

A lot of my clients prefer to be un-draped (nude) during a massage, but this is normally something that will come about after a session or two with a polite request. Young Females tend to be used to getting their gear off for their brazilian wax, and think nothing of stripping off on the first visit. This puts me in an awkward position, as we have no relationship.
They never stop talking. Either about themselves, or their friend/s or imaginary Facebook friends who think they’re awesome.
Usually are fitness fanatics, who are quite proud of their bodies
****  And, they have never properly learned how to wipe their bottoms. Seriously, this part defines ‘gross’   ****

My preferred client base is in their late 30’s ++++++

You could create a dingle berry rofile and send a friend request.

[Tapeworm]

It's  actually Palmer. Make that 2 screen doors on the submarine.

Now why dont you make like a tree and get outta here.