My wife's dad has got to be an old get-bigger.
In his early 80's he started being "out of it" so my wife's family put him a nursing home.
He got kicked out of the first two.
1. Within 90 days of residing in his 1st home he hooked up
with a senile old lady resident. The LPN found them naked in bed.
When asked he said ; " I wanted pussy and she wanted dick, so I gave it to her good."
result- kicked out of home
2. Within a few weeks of moving into his next nursing home, he was kicked out again.
He must have liked this Latina LPN with a big ass.
Every time she tended to him, he tried to grab her and constantly repeated;
" C'mon sweety, wash my lil' soldier."
3. My wife's female friend took him out for a drive and ice cream.
On the way home she said he asked ;
" I don't know if you're interested, but when we get back , would you like to come in and have sex?"
She smiled and politely turned him down.
So he came back with ; " That's too bad , it would have been good."
4. My wife asked him , what would he look for in a woman if he got married again.
" Well dear, for starters, she's got to be fukable"
He's also a Korean war vet and was in one of the units that went to Nevada
to see a tactical nuke test, down in a trench ( circa early 1950's).
I'm biased , but even old and half in the bag, he's got the get-bigger attitude .