I was doing 110mph in the Camaro this morning when the lights started flashing and I saw the state trooper behind me in the Dodge Charger. I am fairly well connected and can make tickets go away with a phone call, so I'm calm cool and collected and I pull over. I'm looking out the side view mirror and I see the state trooper is a hot Latina chick with big titties, small waist and a wide set of hips. She gets to my window, lifts her sunglasses and does a double take of me, as I was wearing a tight t-shirt. She smiles and licks her lips and says "So I see you work out...like alot." I just kind of shrug and smile. "Handsome devil, too" she remarked. "Now your license and registration please". I hand them to her and she walks back to her car. In the mirror I can see that fat J-Lo ass sashaying back and forth. So I just sit and chill for a while, then she comes back and says "as you know you were speeding excessively, and I'm going to have to give you this", and tosses a pink thong on my lap, and walks away. I instinctively pull the thong towards me and smother my face in it. I smelled the body lotion and wet pussy, and I realized she had just taken them off! Just then she pulls up next to the Camaro, lowers her passenger window and says "see you around, Mister Muscles", then she winks and takes off. I must say the progressive resistance program I intitated all those years ago is still paying dividends, just like Mr. Weider said it would.
Translation:
I was dressed up in my favorite Latina drag queen outfit.
I was pulled over for having smoke pouring out the tailpipe of my 1993 Chrysler LeBaron.
Trying to get out of the ticket, I offered the cop a BJ.
The cop figured WTF and he skull fuked me behind a trash dumpster.
He blew a load and I gagged on tunza cum in my mouth.
Happy NY
