Who would have imagined that you'd out yourself. Just kidding, I believe you would never do such a nasty thing. 
What the hell are you talking about?
I've waxed the dolphin to every Groink, Calvin, SHIZZO, Chaos, Wiggs, Go4It, and Ron Avidan photo ever posted on getbig.
Oh.....and Mike Arvilla too. Sorry Mike, almost forgot your sexy man look!