Some Classics:
hipolito mejia aka Joel, your mundane, harelip lisped commentaries, however inaccurate, do provide a glimpse into your oblong headed obsession with man-bear-pigs as well as your heroic attempts to steal a pair of their soiled and worn y-fronts to wear as a face mask to huff through as Darth Gaydar while you stalk cub scouts outside the local YMCA.
Aside from the warped and vile thoughts which fester in that colossal boil you call a head, which would make Chris Hanson weep, you constantly mash those quim coated snausages on your Hewlett Packard soft-key starting threads which rival the entertainment value of watching "tbombz" braid his rastafari-esque taint hairs in different lanyard patterns which he learned in day camp. Because these sickening images get your mis-shapen dradle of a penis at half mast that doesn't mean you need to keep posting new threads.
Now, kindly squat your gelatinous carcass on all fours which is no new position, and walk your way out through getbigs 'doggie door' before I wrap your single stranded Ace Ventura cowlick around that greasy eczema infested neck, use your suspenders to hang you from the top of the Rainbow buffet flag pole, and watch you get the "21 fag salute", you vile heathen.
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Freespirit and NOABSENCEOFMUSCLE were driving through the desert looking for some camels to suck off, when suddenly their pink fiat 500 broke down.
After pushing it for a few miles, stopping briefly to change train positions, they happened upon a small garage at the side of the road. While they were waiting for the mechanic to look it over, Freespirit popped into the small shop attached to the garage to buy himself and his lover a frozen treat to cool off.
As the sat sharing eachothers ice creams, the mechanic came from under the hood and remarked "Looks like you guys blew a couple of seals...."
Wiping his bottom lip NOABSENCEOFMUSCLE replied "Oh I wish I had grandpa, but I'm afraid it's just the ice cream!"
oh brother what a couple of gaylords.
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CREALMADRID's mom got so tired of catching him with his pants unzipped browsing muscularhunks.com that she hired a marching band 24/7 following her around for him to take notice of her approaching his room.
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hahaha "Jamaal" got fired from his job working on the roads for
stealing the rd cones , he wasn't stealing them intentionally but
was sticking them up his asshole on breaks and just forgot they were there.
Gayer than having a rectum the size of a manhole-cover.
