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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2017, 11:39:27 AM »
I just logged into my Netflix account, and the first thing i see is TRENDING NOW, this fat whales comedy special with the 1 star rating

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #51 on: March 21, 2017, 11:58:43 AM »
I just logged into my Netflix account, and the first thing i see is TENDING NOW, this fat whales comedy special with the 1 star rating

What? Netflix are tending to fat whales now? Not offering movies anymore?
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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #52 on: March 21, 2017, 12:13:45 PM »
What's interesting (but not surprising) is that on wikipedia, it says she was arrested for grand larceny. So aside from stealing other people's jokes, she also admitted she is a shoplifter and a criminal and that being a relative of Democrat Senator Schumer helped her plead down the charges. Wikipedia links this article:

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Schumer has previously admitted that she had sticky fingers well into her adult years. “It was just all from, like, department stores,” she told Rolling Stone last year. “I guess the impressive part was that I would return it for cash, and the most that I’d ever made was probably around $1,000. But I did it a lot.”

When she was 21, however, her bad habit caught up to her, and she and sister Kim Schumer — who is now a writer on her show — were arrested during one foiled heist.

“We were arrested for grand larceny,” the Inside Amy Schumer star admitted, but her relationship with uncle Charles Schumer, a New York Senator, came in handy.

She said, “[The cops] were like, ‘You’re lucky you have this last name.’ And they pleaded it down, to like disturbing the peace or something.”

The case is so old that no publicly available records remain in New York, but Schumer, now 34, has said the incident almost torpedoed her chance at fame.

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #53 on: March 21, 2017, 01:45:40 PM »

I'm sure it does. Sure she eats like a pig.

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #54 on: March 21, 2017, 03:12:15 PM »
Biggest joke thief ever. It seems she steals here jokes from other comedians using youtube. It's not just a few similar jokes it's a lot.

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #55 on: March 21, 2017, 05:53:06 PM »
She's like a younger, uglier, less talented version of Lisa Lampanelli.

I agree, Lampanelli is talented. I am not fond of her comedy, but she has talent, at least.
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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #56 on: March 21, 2017, 05:56:10 PM »
I agree, Lampanelli is talented. I am not fond of her comedy, but she has talent, at least.

Lisa Lampanelli is hotter as well

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #57 on: March 22, 2017, 05:27:50 AM »
She is a repulsive, pig like creature that has never made an even half funny remark in her entire life. Kill it with fire.

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #58 on: March 22, 2017, 06:01:20 AM »
What a fat ugly disgusting war pig.

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #59 on: March 22, 2017, 06:18:06 AM »
I would fuck her if she buys me dinner and a movie. I'm easy.

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #60 on: March 22, 2017, 06:39:13 AM »
She is a repulsive, pig like creature that has never made an even half funny remark in her entire life. Kill it with fire.
not until she's saved first. Do you think she's saved?

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #61 on: March 22, 2017, 07:58:31 AM »
In other words she's too fat to enjoy it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23/amy-schumer-wwe-dolph-ziggler-sex-too-athletic_n_1825039.html

Although his physique awed her, Schumer had to break it off because the sex was just too much. She dumped him via text, which is when she found out the muscle man had a very tender heart. Either way, though, Schumer was done.

“‘Last Comic’ gave me a lot of exposure but I was like 23 or 24 when I was on there so I was really young with who I was as a comedian back then,” she told OC Weekly. “I was dark then but now I am a 31-year-old woman who’s been having sex for like 20 years and dating so it’s more adult because I’m more of an adult.”


this skank been getting it on since the age of 11?

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #62 on: March 22, 2017, 08:03:52 AM »
not until she's saved first. Do you think she's saved?

She needs saving by something. I find her more irritating than I can express need Khan M Sing to express how much I hate her.

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Re: Amy Schumer comedy genius
« Reply #63 on: March 22, 2017, 08:08:20 AM »
Wtf? As if the bitches appearance isn't vulgar enough she has to talk utter filth like that?
Vile fat bitch



If she wasn't crude/vulgar nobody would laugh....They're laughing because she's a vulgar Woman, not because she's funny.