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The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« on: May 09, 2017, 11:48:06 PM »
I am here to inform you wights that evolution is unqualified nonsense. The sophisticated designs in biological beings could not have evolved by random chance, and creatures only reproduce their own kind, which puts paid to the tree of life. If monkeys could only beget monkeys and only humans could beget humans, no monkey ever begat a man as evolution purports. The theory of evolution over many reproductive cycles is utter bunk; your fathers were not monkeys. The very laws of reality indicate that God did it all.

http://assets.livingwaters.com/pdf/OriginofSpecies.pdf

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2017, 11:56:18 PM »
Hi Meta-physical!

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2017, 12:01:48 AM »
Ho hum, nobody says that two monkeys have sex and a human pops out.

You're arguing against something that isn't actually there.  Against a belief nobody holds.

Nice try moron.

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2017, 01:07:36 AM »
Ho hum, nobody says that two monkeys have sex and a human pops out.

MANKEY.

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2017, 01:11:04 AM »
Ho hum, nobody says that two monkeys have sex and a human pops out.

You're arguing against something that isn't actually there.  Against a belief nobody holds.

Nice try moron.

I said 'over many reproductive cycles'; try reading properly next time. Anyway the genetic rules that preclude a monkey from giving birth to a human are the same ones preventing any evolution. Sorry you were duped.

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2017, 01:26:42 AM »
I said 'over many reproductive cycles'; try reading properly next time. Anyway the genetic rules that preclude a monkey from giving birth to a human are the same ones preventing any evolution. Sorry you were duped.

LOL yes, but in your mind at one point a human just pops out of a monkey's vajayjay in the reproductive cycle.

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2017, 01:40:14 AM »
I love it when evolutionists make monkeys of themselves.

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2017, 01:59:46 AM »
I love it when evolutionists make monkeys of themselves.

i love it when getbiggers suffer from the dunning-kruger effect.

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2017, 03:07:31 AM »
I am here to inform you wights that evolution is unqualified nonsense. The sophisticated designs in biological beings could not have evolved by random chance, and creatures only reproduce their own kind, which puts paid to the tree of life. If monkeys could only beget monkeys and only humans could beget humans, no monkey ever begat a man as evolution purports. The theory of evolution over many reproductive cycles is utter bunk; your fathers were not monkeys. The very laws of reality indicate that God did it all.

http://assets.livingwaters.com/pdf/OriginofSpecies.pdf

At the moment the scientist are studying religious behaviour of the chimps. 5 minutes ago you didn't even know there is something like that. Point is that facts always comes with evidence. If you disclaim evolution, please explain why there are clear evidence about ancestors of homo sapiens at least 10 evolution steps backwards? God just didn't know what the fuck he was doing, so he start by creating half ape cave men and after that a flocks of new prototypes stopping to the modern man?  ;D

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2017, 05:00:16 AM »
Mods, please merge this thread with Wiggs' 'The Earth is flat' thread.
Thanks.

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2017, 05:05:45 AM »
Lame attempt to draw in theists for religious discussion due to board boredom...this will be my only post in any of the Little Billy trolling attempts so laugh or cry about it but no thanks I don't care beyond this post.....bait spat out.

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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2017, 05:09:49 AM »
I am here to inform you wights that evolution is unqualified nonsense. The sophisticated designs in biological beings could not have evolved by random chance, and creatures only reproduce their own kind, which puts paid to the tree of life. If monkeys could only beget monkeys and only humans could beget humans, no monkey ever begat a man as evolution purports. The theory of evolution over many reproductive cycles is utter bunk; your fathers were not monkeys. The very laws of reality indicate that God did it all.

http://assets.livingwaters.com/pdf/OriginofSpecies.pdf


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Re: The Theory Of Evolution Is Pure BS
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2017, 05:16:30 PM »
Lame attempt to draw in theists for religious discussion due to board boredom...this will be my only post in any of the Little Billy trolling attempts so laugh or cry about it but no thanks I don't care beyond this post.....bait spat out.

Wrong. I am obviously doing God's work. Your mean spirit is not of Christ but of the devil.