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Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« on: May 25, 2017, 06:27:16 AM »
This is part three of my series of online dating.  I started getting tired of the game on PoF.  Talking to bitches for days to then have them disappear.  Wasted effort over the last few weeks.  So I thought I'd try a different approach and be honest.  I changed my status to not wanting to date, updated my profile to say "I just want to meet a woman to have sex with, no games, no lies, no dancing around, just good sex".  Thought what the fuck is the worst that can happen, if I didn't get any bites I was going to remove my profile.

Well my inbox blew the fuck up.  Immediately I get some 27 year old Nurse hit me up.  Her profile says she wants something serious blah blah, but she really just wants the cock.  Was texting her at 7, by 8 she invited me over, by 9 I was fucking her raw.  In that 3 hours I had a few more whores hit me up.  I am meeting one chick at noon, shes 32 and a former Ice Skater and another Nurse who wants to meet tomorrow.  The Ice Skater had a funny profile.  Claims that she wants to meet someone for a relationship, shes a devout catholic blah blah.  Amazing at how quickly the whores come out of the woodwork when you just make your profile clear at exactly what you want.  I've been wasting 2 months pretending to be the nice guy, who wants romance and hold hands and shit and all that did was waste my valuable time.  Go Figure.

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2017, 06:29:25 AM »
POSTDS.

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2017, 06:45:47 AM »
isnt el diablo a tinky paki boy? i did enjoy that get big song he put up a year ago
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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2017, 09:50:06 AM »
isnt el diablo a tinky paki boy? i did enjoy that get big song he put up a year ago

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2017, 10:02:10 AM »
careful broski, wrap dat raskal!

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2017, 10:17:44 AM »

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2017, 10:27:02 AM »
This is part three of my series of online dating.  I started getting tired of the game on PoF.  Talking to bitches for days to then have them disappear.  Wasted effort over the last few weeks.  So I thought I'd try a different approach and be honest.  I changed my status to not wanting to date, updated my profile to say "I just want to meet a woman to have sex with, no games, no lies, no dancing around, just good sex".  Thought what the fuck is the worst that can happen, if I didn't get any bites I was going to remove my profile.

Well my inbox blew the fuck up.  Immediately I get some 27 year old Nurse hit me up.  Her profile says she wants something serious blah blah, but she really just wants the cock.  Was texting her at 7, by 8 she invited me over, by 9 I was fucking her raw.  In that 3 hours I had a few more whores hit me up.  I am meeting one chick at noon, shes 32 and a former Ice Skater and another Nurse who wants to meet tomorrow.  The Ice Skater had a funny profile.  Claims that she wants to meet someone for a relationship, shes a devout catholic blah blah.  Amazing at how quickly the whores come out of the woodwork when you just make your profile clear at exactly what you want.  I've been wasting 2 months pretending to be the nice guy, who wants romance and hold hands and shit and all that did was waste my valuable time.  Go Figure.

lol let us know when you actually fuck one.

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2017, 10:35:46 AM »
lol let us know when you actually fuck one.

He did in the second paragraph.
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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2017, 10:49:54 AM »
This is part three of my series of online dating.  I started getting tired of the game on PoF.  Talking to bitches for days to then have them disappear.  Wasted effort over the last few weeks.  So I thought I'd try a different approach and be honest.  I changed my status to not wanting to date, updated my profile to say "I just want to meet a woman to have sex with, no games, no lies, no dancing around, just good sex".  Thought what the fuck is the worst that can happen, if I didn't get any bites I was going to remove my profile.

Well my inbox blew the fuck up.  Immediately I get some 27 year old Nurse hit me up.  Her profile says she wants something serious blah blah, but she really just wants the cock.  Was texting her at 7, by 8 she invited me over, by 9 I was fucking her raw.  In that 3 hours I had a few more whores hit me up.  I am meeting one chick at noon, shes 32 and a former Ice Skater and another Nurse who wants to meet tomorrow.  The Ice Skater had a funny profile.  Claims that she wants to meet someone for a relationship, shes a devout catholic blah blah.  Amazing at how quickly the whores come out of the woodwork when you just make your profile clear at exactly what you want.  I've been wasting 2 months pretending to be the nice guy, who wants romance and hold hands and shit and all that did was waste my valuable time.  Go Figure.

Today, plenty of woman just want to hook up and have fun.

I was going to make some snarky "get bigger" reply about you wanting cock instead of giving it LOL.

But seriously, it sounds like you've found you're niche and getting some action.
I suspect you must be a decent looking dude with fit bod ( no homo).

Enjoy the fun and remember, in the modern world the hook ups never need to end.
I like being married, but before this current wife, I enjoyed internet dating as a middle aged guy.

Do what you gotta do to insure no ho gets preggo .

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2017, 10:59:00 AM »
Been doing it this way for quite a while, and can confirm it works well.

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2017, 11:01:47 AM »
don't come  crying to us when your dick looks like a cheese pizza with everything on it.. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2017, 12:21:46 PM »


I'm not lying man.  Been having shit luck taking the white knight path for the last couple of months.  Just when I think I've got a couple sure things they end cold.  I was ready to just hang it up online but though what the fuck do I have to lose and it seemed to hit the spot.  A lot of women with profiles that scream to high hell about being all virtuous and holier than thou are just plain whores.

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2017, 12:25:41 PM »
I'm not lying man.  Been having shit luck taking the white knight path for the last couple of months.  Just when I think I've got a couple sure things they end cold.  I was ready to just hang it up online but though what the fuck do I have to lose and it seemed to hit the spot.  A lot of women with profiles that scream to high hell about being all virtuous and holier than thou are just plain whores.

Epic feeling the need to explain yourself to "ironmagazine.com".

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2017, 12:41:37 PM »
Stage 4: Fat couples come knocking.  "Take my wife... please."
Stage 5: Dudes "Just saying hi." 

If there's a Stage 6 we don't want to know about it.

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2017, 03:07:09 PM »
This is part three of my series of online dating.  I started getting tired of the game on PoF.  Talking to bitches for days to then have them disappear.  Wasted effort over the last few weeks.  So I thought I'd try a different approach and be honest.  I changed my status to not wanting to date, updated my profile to say "I just want to meet a woman to have sex with, no games, no lies, no dancing around, just good sex".  Thought what the fuck is the worst that can happen, if I didn't get any bites I was going to remove my profile.

Well my inbox blew the fuck up.  Immediately I get some 27 year old Nurse hit me up.  Her profile says she wants something serious blah blah, but she really just wants the cock.  Was texting her at 7, by 8 she invited me over, by 9 I was fucking her raw.  In that 3 hours I had a few more whores hit me up.  I am meeting one chick at noon, shes 32 and a former Ice Skater and another Nurse who wants to meet tomorrow.  The Ice Skater had a funny profile.  Claims that she wants to meet someone for a relationship, shes a devout catholic blah blah.  Amazing at how quickly the whores come out of the woodwork when you just make your profile clear at exactly what you want.  I've been wasting 2 months pretending to be the nice guy, who wants romance and hold hands and shit and all that did was waste my valuable time.  Go Figure.
PM Flintstones, he cant get a girl to save his fucking life...

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2017, 03:22:54 PM »
A lot of women with profiles that scream to high hell about being all virtuous and holier than thou are just plain whores.

^^^This

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2017, 04:36:41 PM »
A lot of studs here.
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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2017, 06:54:38 PM »
I am meeting one chick at noon, shes 32 and a former Ice Skater and another Nurse who wants to meet tomorrow.  The Ice Skater had a funny profile.  Claims that she wants to meet someone for a relationship, shes a devout catholic blah blah.  Amazing at how quickly the whores come out of the woodwork when you just make your profile clear at exactly what you want.  I've been wasting 2 months pretending to be the nice guy, who wants romance and hold hands and shit and all that did was waste my valuable time.  Go FigureSkating.
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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2017, 07:34:37 PM »
What kinda pics are you using ???

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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
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Re: Figured out the secret to nailing bitches on POF
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2017, 02:05:37 AM »
He's using ESFitness's pics