Interview With HockeyStickFan!

[Fallsview]

FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVEIW:

This interview was conducted on Thurday July 13 at 10pm PST on AT&T Picturephone


AG: So you like hockey?

HSF: Yes, love it. I breath it

AG: What is your most cherished possession?

HSF: I bid and won Gump Wosley's 1972 North Star's shit stained jock strap.

AG: Wow, you're pretty excited when you say that.

HSF: Yes, I only paid $47 dollars Canadian for it. It was a steal.

AG: Anything else?

HSF: I have a pair of Marc Tardif's socks from a Atlanta Flames game, never washed.

AG: Cool, if you're into it. Tell me about your hero's.

HSF: Would love to be John Kordic. Not when he was in the NHL but when he was being nurtured and guided by his loving hockey coach. I long for it.

AG: I don't know who that is.

HSF: My idol

AG: Ok, anything else before we wrap things up?

HSF: I have Wayne Cashmans stick shaft I polish every night.

AG: Thank you HockeyStickFan it's been a real eye opener.

HSF: You're welcome







STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Fallsview was not the interviewer but someone with the initials of AG)

[NaturalWonder83]

This is not funny in the least
Simply terrible
Fucking horrible garage

[LMV]

This is not funny in the least
Simply terrible
Fucking horrible garage

x2

ballsview is as funny as stage 4 cancer

[Irongrip400]

Alex was funny, which I thought was who you were. You are more like Howard, which I am convinced is who you are.

[LurkerNoMore]

Not funny.

Glad I didn't read the whole thing.  Sorry you wasted all that time on it.

[MORTALCOIL]

Funniest thing I read since my house insurance contract. Wich I read just before. I also read a paper today about soon to be extinct species. Hilarious. Just about everything in life is funny.

[Tennisballz]

I'm not reading anything that long from this limp wristed queer named fallsview.

[Fallsview]

It wasn't suppose to be funny you uneducated serfs.
First off
I did not post this. This was posted by my assistant.

My assistant also runs this account.

Sit down, shut up and maybe you'll learn something.

Natural Wonder 1983....name says it all. Born in 1983...Wow so we're putting our birthyear in our name.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SF1900]

It wasn't suppose to be funny you uneducated serfs.
First off
I did not post this. This was posted by my assistant.

My assistant also runs this account.

Sit down, shut up and maybe you'll learn something.

Natural Wonder 1983....name says it all. Born in 1983...Wow so we're putting our birthyear in our name.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fallsview, I remember when you were only positive! You're attitude has been rather negative lately. Whats been going on with you?

[Dave D]

It wasn't suppose to be funny you uneducated serfs.
First off
I did not post this. This was posted by my assistant.

My assistant also runs this account.

Sit down, shut up and maybe you'll learn something.

Natural Wonder 1983....name says it all. Born in 1983...Wow so we're putting our birthyear in our name.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fallsy is everything okay? You can't stay positive if you're breeding negativity.....

[wes]

Unfunny gimmick is unfunny.

[NaturalWonder83]

It wasn't suppose to be funny you uneducated serfs.
First off
I did not post this. This was posted by my assistant.

My assistant also runs this account.

Sit down, shut up and maybe you'll learn something.

Natural Wonder 1983....name says it all. Born in 1983...Wow so we're putting our birthyear in our name.



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck off you piece of shit

[Tapeworm]

Get a new desk.  That one sends out crappy memorandae.

[tom joad]

Gump Worsley ... Marc Tardif ... John Kordic ... Wayne Cashman ... not exactly household names.  
Impressive knowledge of blasts from the past.

[HockeyFightFan]

Gump Worsley ... Marc Tardif ... John Kordic ... Wayne Cashman ... not exactly household names.  
Impressive knowledge of blasts from the past.

If his knowledge was impressive he would know Marc Tardif was never an Atlanta Flame, he was a Quebec Nordique.

Now if he would have known the other Marc Tardif played for the Atlanta Knights in the old IHL, that would have been semi-impressive.

Unfunny lame gimmick is unfunny

[Skeletor]

[rocket]

Sit down, shut up and maybe you'll learn something.

You do know that your sense of humour has been irreversibly damaged, as a result of becoming a father, yeah?  I know quite a few people like you.  They play to a soft crowd for a few years and they're done.  No longer fit for the thunderdome. 

Fathers have like.. maybe 6-12 good years of getting laughs before their kids realise it too.

[Strongmanfan]

FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVEIW:

This interview was conducted on Thurday July 13 at 10pm PST on AT&T Picturephone


AG: So you like hockey?

HSF: Yes, love it. I breath it

AG: What is your most cherished possession?

HSF: I bid and won Gump Wosley's 1972 North Star's shit stained jock strap.

AG: Wow, you're pretty excited when you say that.

HSF: Yes, I only paid $47 dollars Canadian for it. It was a steal.

AG: Anything else?

HSF: I have a pair of Marc Tardif's socks from a Atlanta Flames game, never washed.

AG: Cool, if you're into it. Tell me about your hero's.

HSF: Would love to be John Kordic. Not when he was in the NHL but when he was being nurtured and guided by his loving hockey coach. I long for it.

AG: I don't know who that is.

HSF: My idol

AG: Ok, anything else before we wrap things up?

HSF: I have Wayne Cashmans stick shaft I polish every night.

AG: Thank you HockeyStickFan it's been a real eye opener.

HSF: You're welcome







STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Fallsview was not the interviewer but someone with the initials of AG)

Alex?

[HockeyFightFan]

Alex?

No, it's Howard behind the gimmick.

He's the only getbigger from Georgia who has ever went to a hockey game.

Alex23 had a better sense of humor than that.