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Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« on: July 27, 2017, 08:45:09 AM »
Bernie Sanders is Allegedly Stealing ‘The Washington Post’ from His Neighbor
Gateway Pundit ^ | July 27,2017 | Matt Miller
Posted on 7/27/2017, 11:26:48 AM

According to Chris Plante,

The next-door neighbor…their neighbor on Capitol Hill called the Washington Post and told the Washington Post that they were cancelling their Washington Post subscription because their very expensive Sunday Post stopped showing up. Not there this week, last week, the week before, then it was there one week but the week before it wasn’t delivered, so I’m cancelling my subscription to the post because your delivery person never gets to me. I’m paying for it but it never gets to me.

The Washington Post said, “Please, do not cancel your subscription to the Washington Post. We will investigate with the delivery person and we will get back to you.”

So the Post investigated. They got back to the person cancelling their subscription to the Post and they said, “Listen, we talked to the delivery person. Our delivery person claims has seen you come out of your house again and again and grab the paper on Sunday mornings. Immediately as the paper delivery person delivers the paper, they’ve seen you come out of your house and pick up the newspaper. So, sir, you are lying to us.”

[The neighbor] said, “Oh, ok, I’ve been coming out and picking up the paper?”

“Yes, and we got a description from the delivery person. You are an older man with gray hair, balding, and little round glasses…”

And the guy said, “I’m like, you know, in my 50s and I’ve got a full head of dark hair. But, my neighbor is Bernie Sanders.”

And Bernie Sanders has been coming out every Sunday morning and stealing his next door neighbor’s Washington Post.

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2017, 12:15:56 PM »
So, the delivery person has seen him "come out of his house" and pick up the paper?  Which house is he delivering to?

Haven't yet visited link, but sounds like a joke story or something.

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2017, 04:17:34 PM »
Perhaps Bernie should have someone go after this guy in public and expose him as a liar.

Unless it's true, which maybe it is, but the dumbshit guy should work on his story so it makes sense.

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2017, 05:02:41 PM »
Funny.   :)

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2017, 06:26:51 PM »
Funny.   :)

Considering Bernie's too cheap to buy a new suit, I'd say he'd try this.
Maybe he figures newspapers should be shared in socialist fashion ;D

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2017, 07:10:46 PM »
Bernie Sanders is a Clinton sock puppet

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2017, 07:15:45 PM »
Bernie Sanders is a Clinton sock puppet

I just came back from VT.
Nice place , but I never saw Bernie.

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2017, 07:19:47 PM »
I just came back from VT.
Nice place , but I never saw Bernie.

Fuck off Howard

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2017, 07:22:56 PM »
Fuck off Howard

C'mon dude, I just visited the place .I didn't say I wanted to vote for Bernie and get gay married to Yamcha.

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2017, 08:10:27 PM »
So whose house did the delivery person see him come from?  And the circulation department really told the customer he's a "liar" based on information that couldn't possibly be true, based on what the delivery person allegedly said?  I don't think so.`

Bernie's made noise about running again (saw a headline saying so) so maybe it's related.

Though someone should explain to Bernie that he's had his last rodeo, and not because of his age so much as the fact that he failed combat.

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2017, 06:47:24 AM »
So whose house did the delivery person see him come from?  And the circulation department really told the customer he's a "liar" based on information that couldn't possibly be true, based on what the delivery person allegedly said?  I don't think so.`

Bernie's made noise about running again (saw a headline saying so) so maybe it's related.

Though someone should explain to Bernie that he's had his last rodeo, and not because of his age so much as the fact that he failed combat.

I can just picture Bernie yelling at his neighbor ; " Keep your damn paper off my lawn"  >:(

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2017, 07:46:28 AM »
C'mon dude, I just visited the place .I didn't say I wanted to vote for Bernie and get gay married to Yamcha.

Die Howard.

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Re: Bernie Sanders steals his neighbors' Washington Post
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2017, 04:54:15 AM »
It's the nature of the beast...