I just ate a jar of peanut butter (500g, a bit over 1lb)

[Top Poodle]

wat do
























if i were jeffy i'd do this:

[Mitch]

Hi Alex.

[Top Poodle]

Hi Alex.

das not me mang

im original, one of a kind

[nzmusclemonster]

Why did you eat so much peanut butter

[Top Poodle]

Why did you eat so much peanut butter

cuz i was hungry

frighteningly it barely made a dent

 

[SuperTed]

Love peanut butter but it always gives me bad acne so I only occasionally have it.

[Primemuscle]

das not me mang

im original, one of a kind

Original and one of a kind? Not so much as you want to believe. Sadly, there are a lot of your kind, which means you're not original in the least.  

The easy answer is that anything in excess is bad for you. I know you "dogs" love your peanut butter, my pups do too. You're lucky you didn't gag, which means some of us who aren't your bbfs, are unlucky....just kidding....not really.    Hopefully, you have the good sense to only eat unadulterated peanut butter. Check the label; if there are any ingredients besides peanuts, you ate shit that isn't healthy and will eventually kill you.

Some folks go into anaphylactic shock at the mere whiff of peanut butter. If I was in possession your epipen, I might make you beg me to pin you. BTW, your shit is gonna look like peanut butter for days.

[Top Poodle]

Original and one of a kind? Not so much as you want to believe. Sadly, there are a lot of your kind, which means you're not original in the least.  

The easy answer is that anything in excess is bad for you. I know you "dogs" love your peanut butter, my pups do too. You're lucky you didn't gag, which means some of us who aren't your bbfs, are unlucky....just kidding....not really.    Hopefully, you have the good sense to only eat unadulterated peanut butter. Check the label; if there are any ingredients besides peanuts, you ate shit that isn't healthy and will eventually kill you.

Some folks go into anaphylactic shock at the mere whiff of peanut butter. If I was in possession your epipen, I might make you beg me to pin you. BTW, your shit is gonna look like peanut butter for days.

lmao mate wtf are you babbling on about

i have an epipen and get anaphylacitc shock from tree nuts.  

shit now youknow how to kill me.

 

[Mr Anabolic]

That bowl movement should be interesting.

[Top Poodle]

That bowl movement should be interesting.

it'll be fine, a jar really isn't that much

[Primemuscle]

lmao mate wtf are you babbling on about

i have an epipen and get anaphylacitc shock from tree nuts.  

shit now youknow how to kill me.

 

You better be nice to me or else....wait for it. 

[foreleft]

ever eat chocolate almond butter? Love it

[Top Poodle]

ever eat chocolate almond butter? Love it

No the almonds would kill me

[SOMEPARTS]

Approx 3000 calories. Man, I would just eat a pizza.

[Top Poodle]

Approx 3000 calories. Man, I would just eat a pizza.

I fucking hate pizza

Hate burgers too

Nasty

[WannaBePro]

I fucking hate pizza

Hate burgers too

Nasty

That's just blasphemous.

But I'm with you on the PB. I get the one mixed with honey, and it takes an army to keep me away from the jar at night.
A piece of advice for people who can't stop eating that shit with a spoon, eat it with some vegetable. I like it with carrots, but I've also done it with celery. You'll get full from the vegetable, but get the taste of the PB. Win win.

[NotMrAverage]

Hope it's not a regular thing you do. But once a week it's fine to do some shitty food. Enjoy life but to a certain limit and you'll be fine.

[JAGO]

Hope it wasn't the same jar I put my dick in before your mom blew me

J

[FREAKgeek]

I've eaten a jar of natural bp at one sitting. Surprisingly, it does not put on any fat on me, but I think I don't absorb all the fat cause my shits skid mark the hell out of the bowl.  

[Top Poodle]

Hope it wasn't the same jar I put my dick in before your mom blew me

J

It was