No, you ducking monkey. Time served? Hahaha.. You learn that from watching CSI at home alone, every weekend for the past 20+ years?
Lost? Against you? I don't even know who the fuck you are aside from being some fat monkey with hipster glasses a speech impediment who thinks he's some help fucking muscular. Are you fat monkeys are the same. You're just perpetuating a fucking stereotype that all you fat genetic Lottery losers thank you actually have muscle bleed beneath all that fucking fat. Why don't you ever take your shirt off in the gym if you think you're so fucking muscular your fat fucking monkey? I'll tell you why because you're fat fucking tits hang out like a couple of fucking cucumbers and you have the nerve to call yourself a certified Sports nutritionist and run some sort of fitness supplement company or some shit much less have a fucking bodybuilding related YouTube channel holy fuc do you not have any fucking friends? If you did I would assume they would tell you to just fucking stop. You are fooling nobody. You don't know dick about nutrition much less bodybuilding. You're at most a fan you are not a participant and you never have been and you never will be therefore at your opinion on any such matters is null and void
No I didn't watch CSI. I simply worked the job....booking people into intake, taking them to court, and packing their shit up you idiot. If you had paid bail, the judge would have given you either time served, probation, etc.....it doesn't matter. I have booked in people with way more charges than yours and I saw them walk right out before the ink ever dried on the paper. Obviously, you're a broke fuck so you had to stay in the slammer.
Everyone knows that MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT WALKS and if you had the money, you would not have spent a day in jail...especially for a DUI and a suspended license. You can play it out as much as you would like to do as a so called "steroid expert" but you are neither a master or even a novice at one. You should have asked your booking officer for some fucking advice. You did time for nothing more than ignorance and poverty.
