I ate some cheetos, posted on getbig, and played a video game yesterday. 
True story.
Exactly.
But the question is: did you do it in your moms basement?
Mom: "Twaddle, honey, dinner is ready?"
Twaddle: "Ugh, mom, I am playing Word of Warcraft. Leave me the hell alone."
Mom: "But I made your favorite dish, for my little honey bunny."
Twaddle: "What is it?"
Mom: "Peanut butter and jelly."
Twaddle: "Did you leave the crust on?"
Mom: "Yes, I did, angel."
Twaddle: "Ugh, I hate you mom. You know I hate the crust. Go away and leave me alone. I am disowning you."