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calfzilla

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Nothing could possibly go wrong
« on: November 12, 2018, 04:16:57 PM »
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Fortress

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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2018, 06:31:05 PM »
Lumpy-assed kunts
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IroNat

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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2018, 06:33:15 PM »
If they get stranded on the mountain they will live a long time as long as they have water.
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2018, 05:41:09 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on November 12, 2018, 06:33:15 PM
If they get stranded on the mountain they will live a long time as long as they have water.

Always thought the same thing about fat people. They could go a long, long time without eating because of the their fat reserves.
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2018, 08:41:41 AM »
OLDTIMER, Yep! You learn that in military sinking ship class!
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2018, 08:46:36 AM »
That bridge must have been engineered to support many tons.
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2018, 10:14:30 AM »
Exactly the kind of people who should be climbing a giant mountain in Africa.
- Fat white women love African men
- Plenty of fatty deposits to survive for months without eating
- Thick layers of fat keeps bodies warm in low temperatures
- Extra padding to survive falls and tumbles from high altitudes
- Body odor will keep wild animals away from them even if rendered immobile
- Halloween candy now discounted at 90% off at most stores making supplies more affordable than ever
- Zero white men around to make them feel unsafe or to mansplain how to climb
- Zero risk to wildlife as these women haven’t cooked a single meal in their lives



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Dave D

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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2018, 01:27:16 PM »
Based on appearances solely, these women are opposed to physical activity.

Yet they're going to go mountain climbing. 22 oversized women have made the declaration that they're going to do this. LOL

They'll either drop weight training for it, and claim they live their new body, won't be able to handle it physically/mentally or they'll succeed and expose mountain climbing as a joke.
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IroNat

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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2018, 01:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on November 13, 2018, 01:27:16 PM
Based on appearances solely, these women are opposed to physical activity.

Yet they're going to go mountain climbing. 22 oversized women have made the declaration that they're going to do this. LOL

They'll either drop weight training for it, and claim they live their new body, won't be able to handle it physically/mentally or they'll succeed and expose mountain climbing as a joke.

Yes, over-weight, out-of-shape women will climb a mountain.  Right.

Hey, they went through childbirth.  How tough could it be?
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2018, 02:56:46 PM »
Can you imagine the smell coming off of those things??

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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2018, 03:47:22 PM »
A calorie is a calorie.
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2018, 04:03:20 PM »
Quote from: Mothballs on November 13, 2018, 10:14:30 AM
Exactly the kind of people who should be climbing a giant mountain in Africa.
- Fat white women love African men
- Plenty of fatty deposits to survive for months without eating
- Thick layers of fat keeps bodies warm in low temperatures
- Extra padding to survive falls and tumbles from high altitudes
- Body odor will keep wild animals away from them even if rendered immobile
- Halloween candy now discounted at 90% off at most stores making supplies more affordable than ever
- Zero white men around to make them feel unsafe or to mansplain how to climb
- Zero risk to wildlife as these women haven’t cooked a single meal in their lives





Very insightful.
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2018, 04:58:21 PM »
nothing new in our "look what i did !!" world.... everyone gets a 1st place ribbon ..... pathetic,,,  go do your shit and shut the fuck up..  ;D
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IroNat

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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2018, 05:41:10 PM »
Quote from: J. Richards on November 13, 2018, 04:58:21 PM
nothing new in our "look what i did !!" world.... everyone gets a participation ribbon ..... pathetic,,,  go do your shit and shut the fuck up..  ;D

Fixed.
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oldtimer1

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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2018, 07:23:03 PM »
Tired of hearing how out of shape people talk about the marathon they completed. A 6 hour marathon is nothing to brag about. Like anything it's a question of time and other objective parameters. We all know the guy that says he's in the gym two hours a day. If you took away the all the talking and bull shitting they actually did nothing.
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calfzilla

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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2018, 09:19:56 PM »
The reason I posted this is that climbing that high of a mountain is a challenge for in shape experienced climbers. I don’t think these fatsos realize what they are getting themselves into.
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2018, 12:17:24 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on November 13, 2018, 09:19:56 PM
The reason I posted this is that climbing that high of a mountain is a challenge for in shape experienced climbers. I don’t think these fatsos realize what they are getting themselves into.



Take twice the time to ascend but half the time to roll back down.
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2018, 02:11:36 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on November 13, 2018, 09:19:56 PM
The reason I posted this is that climbing that high of a mountain is a challenge for in shape experienced climbers. I don’t think these fatsos realize what they are getting themselves into.

Climbing Mount Kilimanjaro is not what it used to be. Guides and porters will literally carry everything for you.
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2018, 03:27:59 AM »
It's all so tiresome...
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Re: Nothing could possibly go wrong
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2018, 03:51:31 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on November 14, 2018, 02:11:36 AM
Climbing Mount Kilimanjaro is not what it used to be. Guides and porters will literally carry everything for you.

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