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"Roughing up the suspect" in an Uber X
« on: November 29, 2018, 06:51:24 AM »
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/the-sharing-economy-375902

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An Iowa man was arrested today for allegedly exposing himself in an Uber car and telling the driver that he “liked to masturbate in front of Uber drivers,” according to a court complaint.

Christopher Jensen, 27, was charged with a serious misdemeanor in connection with an incident several months ago in Iowa City.

Police charge that Jensen, seen above, called for an Uber around 4:45 AM and got into the front seat when the vehicle arrived. During the ride, Jensen “took his penis out of his pants and began to masturbate in front of the driver.”

After explaining that he enjoyed such illiicit activity, Jensen allegedly asked the driver, “Do you want to touch it?” The Uber driver, cops say, stopped the car and told Jensen to get out.

Investigators, who identified Jensen through Uber records, noted that the suspect “acknowledged taking an Uber but stated he did not remember masturbating in the cab.”

Jensen was released from the Johnson County jail this morning.


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Re: "Roughing up the suspect" in an Uber X
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2018, 06:59:06 AM »
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/the-sharing-economy-375902

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An Iowa man was arrested today for allegedly exposing himself in an Uber car and telling the driver that he “liked to masturbate in front of Uber drivers,” according to a court complaint.

Christopher Jensen, 27, was charged with a serious misdemeanor in connection with an incident several months ago in Iowa City.

Police charge that Jensen, seen above, called for an Uber around 4:45 AM and got into the front seat when the vehicle arrived. During the ride, Jensen “took his penis out of his pants and began to masturbate in front of the driver.”

After explaining that he enjoyed such illiicit activity, Jensen allegedly asked the driver, “Do you want to touch it?” The Uber driver, cops say, stopped the car and told Jensen to get out.

Investigators, who identified Jensen through Uber records, noted that the suspect “acknowledged taking an Uber but stated he did not remember masturbating in the cab.”

Jensen was released from the Johnson County jail this morning.



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Re: "Roughing up the suspect" in an Uber X
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2018, 02:34:33 PM »
That crazy fallsview what will he do next

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Re: "Roughing up the suspect" in an Uber X
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2018, 03:57:17 PM »
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/the-sharing-economy-375902

Mashing his meat muppet
Bashing his beige banana
Grappling for groin gravy
Bopping for baby batter

etc...

An Iowa man was arrested today for allegedly exposing himself in an Uber car and telling the driver that he “liked to masturbate in front of Uber drivers,” according to a court complaint.

Christopher Jensen, 27, was charged with a serious misdemeanor in connection with an incident several months ago in Iowa City.

Police charge that Jensen, seen above, called for an Uber around 4:45 AM and got into the front seat when the vehicle arrived. During the ride, Jensen “took his penis out of his pants and began to masturbate in front of the driver.”

After explaining that he enjoyed such illiicit activity, Jensen allegedly asked the driver, “Do you want to touch it?” The Uber driver, cops say, stopped the car and told Jensen to get out.

Investigators, who identified Jensen through Uber records, noted that the suspect “acknowledged taking an Uber but stated he did not remember masturbating in the cab.”

Jensen was released from the Johnson County jail this morning.



Would of loved to be the driver and pull over and literally rio him out of car by his cock.

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Re: "Roughing up the suspect" in an Uber X
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2018, 01:27:41 PM »
Dick smoker needed a thorough beating for this.