I like geese a whole lot, but if I had to share my Myoplex, I think I would go with something like a Kotumundi. That would make the muscle grow.
Your the kind of guy that would sqeeze an elephants balls for 5 minutes with one hand and jerk it off with the other untill it shoots its grey jizz in your mouth and then say, "Thats one great Myoplex!"