Husband provides proof that the child is not his during baby shower

[Army of One]

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/jmid6h/husband_provides_proof_that_the_child_is_not_his/

translation:

Groom: Thank you everyone, here I have a person, my lawyer and a document. You guys know I am expecting a child. Here's the proof of pregnancy and I will be a dad. But you know what, you missed a small detail. Here's proof that she's been pregnant 6 months instead of 4.

Dad: Daughter what is this? What is your husband talking about?

Bride: It's a misunderstanding dad.

Groom: Calm down honey, just want to clarify the situation.

Sil: Angie let my brother finish talking.

Groom : Lawyer let's continue. I have a good argument and it's been 3 years of cheating.

Bride: Let's talk outside please.

Groom: Here's my buddy.

Dad: What is your husband talking about? With this fucker? You fuck have been visiting my daughter at my place (directed at bald guy).

Groom: This party is for these two, not me.

[AbrahamG]

"Whore.  Liar.  Whore."

[kreator]

This is happening all the time. I suggest guys take a DNA test. You'd be surprised how many children are actually someone else's. Nature doesn't care who the father is as long as the best possible genes can be obtained. That's why you guys need to be extra aware when your woman goes clubbing when she's ovulating. This means only one thing. That you're not her best pick and she needs to get pumped up by a guy with better genetics.

[falco]

Hahahaha!. The groom took it like a gentleman, begging the bride and the baby father to stay and enjoy their party hahahaha!