Government Shutdown Mega Thread: Build the Fence/Wall Edition

[Yamcha]

 

[Yamcha]

Would ya look at that... Support up 8% since last yr. (ABC)

[Straw Man]

Would ya look at that... Support up 8% since last yr. (ABC)

Would ya look at that

Trumptards gonna Trumptard

A majority oppose the wall an and a majority blame Republicans for the shutown

Also, it's almost 2 to 1 that Americans don't believe there is a crisis at the border

https://www.washingtonpost.com/page/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2019/01/13/National-Politics/Polling/release_538.xml?tid=a_inl_manual

[Yamcha]

Would ya look at that

Trumptards gonna Trumptard

A majority oppose the wall an and a majority blame Republicans for the shutown

Also, it's almost 2 to 1 that Americans don't believe there is a crisis at the border

https://www.washingtonpost.com/page/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2019/01/13/National-Politics/Polling/release_538.xml?tid=a_inl_manual

and hillary won a "majority" of votes in the election too! don't forget that!

[Yamcha]

 

[Straw Man]

and hillary won a "majority" of votes in the election too! don't forget that!

I know that fact really bothers Trumptards so if you want to believe it's not true then feel free

Afterall, reality is whatever you choose to believe in Trumpistan

Hey, that reminds me.  I have solution for this shutdown

Trump can just tell his retarded followers that the wall is built and Mexico paid for it

That would obviously be a lie but we know that Trumptards don't care if Trump lies.

The press can even point out that this is a total lie and it very likely wont' make a bit of difference to Trumptards.

This is is WIN - WIN - WIN

Trumptard in Chief can claim he won.  Trumptards will be happy pretending the wall is done and paid for by Mexico and the rest of us in consensus reality can say he is lying (again) and we don't have to waste our money on a worthless wall

I'm telling you - THIS IS THE ANSWER

[mazrim]

I know that fact really bothers Trumptards so if you want to believe it's not true then feel free

Afterall, reality is whatever you choose to believe in Trumpistan

Hey, that reminds me.  I have solution for this shutdown

Trump can just tell his retarded followers that the wall is built and Mexico paid for it

That would obviously be a lie but we know that Trumptards don't care if Trump lies.

The press can even point out that this is a total lie and it very likely wont' make a bit of difference to Trumptards.

This is is WIN - WIN - WIN

Trumptard in Chief can claim he won.  Trumptards will be happy pretending the wall is done and paid for by Mexico and the rest of us in consensus reality can say he is lying (again) and we don't have to waste our money on a worthless wall

I'm telling you - THIS IS THE ANSWER

What a raging "libtard" this guy is. Completely inconsolable it appears.

[Straw Man]

What a raging "libtard" this guy is. Completely inconsolable it appears.

you know if Trump just said the wall was built and Mexico paid for it that most Trumptards (no doubt including yourself) would be totally fine with that

[Soul Crusher]

Meltdown

I know that fact really bothers Trumptards so if you want to believe it's not true then feel free

Afterall, reality is whatever you choose to believe in Trumpistan

Hey, that reminds me.  I have solution for this shutdown

Trump can just tell his retarded followers that the wall is built and Mexico paid for it

That would obviously be a lie but we know that Trumptards don't care if Trump lies.

The press can even point out that this is a total lie and it very likely wont' make a bit of difference to Trumptards.

This is is WIN - WIN - WIN

Trumptard in Chief can claim he won.  Trumptards will be happy pretending the wall is done and paid for by Mexico and the rest of us in consensus reality can say he is lying (again) and we don't have to waste our money on a worthless wall

I'm telling you - THIS IS THE ANSWER

[Yamcha]

I know that fact really bothers Trumptards so if you want to believe it's not true then feel free

Afterall, reality is whatever you choose to believe in Trumpistan

Hey, that reminds me.  I have solution for this shutdown

Trump can just tell his retarded followers that the wall is built and Mexico paid for it

That would obviously be a lie but we know that Trumptards don't care if Trump lies.

The press can even point out that this is a total lie and it very likely wont' make a bit of difference to Trumptards.

This is is WIN - WIN - WIN

Trumptard in Chief can claim he won.  Trumptards will be happy pretending the wall is done and paid for by Mexico and the rest of us in consensus reality can say he is lying (again) and we don't have to waste our money on a worthless wall

I'm telling you - THIS IS THE ANSWER

Every day you reaffirm my choice to pull the lever for Donald J Trump.

[Straw Man]

Trumptards just want an authoritative Daddy figure to make them feel safe

It doesn't matter if what he says is true or not (we have an abundance of data that shows Trumptards don't care about this)

Just have Daddy Trump tell them the wall is done and Mexico paid for it and they'll be happy

[Soul Crusher]

Trumptards just want an authoritative Daddy figure to make them feel safe

It doesn't matter if what he says is true or not (we have an abundance of data that shows Trumptards don't care about this)

Just have Daddy Trump tell them the wall is done and Mexico paid for it and they'll be happy

Maybe it’s as simple as enjoying watching someone who makes you libs go batshit crazy over every word he utters

[loco]

Would ya look at that

Trumptards gonna Trumptard

A majority oppose the wall an and a majority blame Republicans for the shutown

Also, it's almost 2 to 1 that Americans don't believe there is a crisis at the border

https://www.washingtonpost.com/page/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2019/01/13/National-Politics/Polling/release_538.xml?tid=a_inl_manual

"As for the wall, which was one of the central promises of Mr Trump’s presidential campaign that is now at the heart of the shutdown, both polls showed an increase in support since this time last year. The ABC poll said support had increased from 34 to 42 per cent, while the CNN poll had it going up from 35 to 39 per cent."

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-losing-blame-game-over-200319122.html

[lilhawk1]

Every day you reaffirm my choice to pull the lever for Donald J Trump.

Hey genius your hero won't be on the next ballot.  In case you haven't been paying attention, he's fucked.  Amazing you dumbasses support a corrupt piece of shit, who is already an unindicted co-conspirator, and will more than likely be removed from office before next year.  Also, even the drug cartels confirmed most of the drugs come through legal ports of entry during testimony in court for the El Chapo case.  Also since you like to look shit up, look at the video of the border patrol agent trying to educate the dumbfuck about tunnels that they use that already go under the border where there is wall already.  For 2 years you morons have had complete control of the House and Senate with a Republican acting like a moron as president, why didn't the stupid fucks build the wall then?  Now all of a sudden its a crisis?  Completely fabricated as anyone with a fucking brain knows.  Also, I wonder why he would confiscate all the notes from his translator and then order the translator to tell nobody about what was talked about with Putin in there private meetings, of which there were 5.  Hmmm, I wonder what he could be hiding? Oh, thats right, its totally normal, correct? 

[SOMEPARTS]

Hey genius your hero won't be on the next ballot.  In case you haven't been paying attention, he's fucked.  Amazing you dumbasses support a corrupt piece of shit, who is already an unindicted co-conspirator, and will more than likely be removed from office before next year.  Also, even the drug cartels confirmed most of the drugs come through legal ports of entry during testimony in court for the El Chapo case.  Also since you like to look shit up, look at the video of the border patrol agent trying to educate the dumbfuck about tunnels that they use that already go under the border where there is wall already.  For 2 years you morons have had complete control of the House and Senate with a Republican acting like a moron as president, why didn't the stupid fucks build the wall then?  Now all of a sudden its a crisis?  Completely fabricated as anyone with a fucking brain knows.  Also, I wonder why he would confiscate all the notes from his translator and then order the translator to tell nobody about what was talked about with Putin in there private meetings, of which there were 5.  Hmmm, I wonder what he could be hiding? Oh, thats right, its totally normal, correct? 

Take some deep breaths. Rachel Maddow has got you in a real tizzy this week.

[Yamcha]

Hey genius your hero won't be on the next ballot.  In case you haven't been paying attention, he's fucked.  Amazing you dumbasses support a corrupt piece of shit, who is already an unindicted co-conspirator, and will more than likely be removed from office before next year.  Also, even the drug cartels confirmed most of the drugs come through legal ports of entry during testimony in court for the El Chapo case.  Also since you like to look shit up, look at the video of the border patrol agent trying to educate the dumbfuck about tunnels that they use that already go under the border where there is wall already.  For 2 years you morons have had complete control of the House and Senate with a Republican acting like a moron as president, why didn't the stupid fucks build the wall then?  Now all of a sudden its a crisis?  Completely fabricated as anyone with a fucking brain knows.  Also, I wonder why he would confiscate all the notes from his translator and then order the translator to tell nobody about what was talked about with Putin in there private meetings, of which there were 5.  Hmmm, I wonder what he could be hiding? Oh, thats right, its totally normal, correct? 

Pure Imagination

[chaos]

Hey genius your hero won't be on the next ballot.  In case you haven't been paying attention, he's fucked.  Amazing you dumbasses support a corrupt piece of shit, who is already an unindicted co-conspirator, and will more than likely be removed from office before next year.  Also, even the drug cartels confirmed most of the drugs come through legal ports of entry during testimony in court for the El Chapo case.  Also since you like to look shit up, look at the video of the border patrol agent trying to educate the dumbfuck about tunnels that they use that already go under the border where there is wall already.  For 2 years you morons have had complete control of the House and Senate with a Republican acting like a moron as president, why didn't the stupid fucks build the wall then?  Now all of a sudden its a crisis?  Completely fabricated as anyone with a fucking brain knows.  Also, I wonder why he would confiscate all the notes from his translator and then order the translator to tell nobody about what was talked about with Putin in there private meetings, of which there were 5.  Hmmm, I wonder what he could be hiding? Oh, thats right, its totally normal, correct? 

TDS

[Thin Lizzy]

Amazing read, but not surprising:


I’m A Senior Trump Official, And I Hope A Long Shutdown Smokes Out The Resistance - The Daily Caller


https://dailycaller.com/2019/01/14/smoke-out-resistance/


Due to the lack of funding, many federal agencies are now operating more effectively from the top down on a fraction of their workforce, with only select essential personnel serving national security tasks.

[Dos Equis]

Hey genius your hero won't be on the next ballot.  In case you haven't been paying attention, he's fucked.  Amazing you dumbasses support a corrupt piece of shit, who is already an unindicted co-conspirator, and will more than likely be removed from office before next year.  Also, even the drug cartels confirmed most of the drugs come through legal ports of entry during testimony in court for the El Chapo case.  Also since you like to look shit up, look at the video of the border patrol agent trying to educate the dumbfuck about tunnels that they use that already go under the border where there is wall already.  For 2 years you morons have had complete control of the House and Senate with a Republican acting like a moron as president, why didn't the stupid fucks build the wall then?  Now all of a sudden its a crisis?  Completely fabricated as anyone with a fucking brain knows.  Also, I wonder why he would confiscate all the notes from his translator and then order the translator to tell nobody about what was talked about with Putin in there private meetings, of which there were 5.  Hmmm, I wonder what he could be hiding? Oh, thats right, its totally normal, correct? 

So . . . what happened here?