Mitch McConnell Leads the Pack in Race to Climb the Farthest Up Trump's Ass

[Prudence]

HAHAHAH! Over?? oh come come now.. it's just beginning. Who the fuck does he think he is?? Shit ain't over because he SAYS so. Case closed my ass.

“This investigation went on for two years,” McConnell said. “It’s finally over. Many Americans were waiting to see how their elected officials would respond.”
This is a really funny article:
https://www.theroot.com/mitch-mcconnell-leads-the-pack-in-race-to-climb-the-far-1834582699