haha do profiles like this actually work, or is it this guy looks so good he can say whatever he wants?
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Yes, They work, sir.
I had similar dating-profile. Difference was, I was ugly.
I got bombarded w/ PM's telling me funniest profile they ever seen, best ever, crazy-confident, blah blah blah, want to meet up and hang out, be friends etc.
And EVERY single one of them (PMs) said in the first sentence That "I wasnt their type", and they just wanted to meet up to form a friendship.
I ran around w/ many for years, "Funniest person I ever met, unpredictable/crazy, so much fun, closer to you than anyone ever, etc"......."FRIENDS!"
You can have all the unique personality in the world, if you ugly, you ugly.
You can have the personality of a chair, and if you good looking, you gtg.
Looks and personality, you got it made

YMMV