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funk51

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what do you do.
« on: June 13, 2019, 12:58:32 PM »
you want to use this piece of equipment in the gym and this fine young fellow is sleeping on it. do you =A. go and use something else. B.yell at him to wake up and get the F off. C. ask him nicely if you can work in on the exercise. D. ask to see his green card.  or E other.
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IroNat

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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2019, 01:52:25 PM »
I'd say: "Hey man, can I work in?"
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beakdoctor

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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2019, 01:54:49 PM »
Option D is supposed to be FIGHT!

Naturally I'd tell him to sign a waiver.
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robcguns

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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2019, 02:34:54 PM »
B,get the fuck outta my way.
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Henda

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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2019, 02:49:36 PM »
Roll the fat sack of shit off the machine. How is it even fucking possible to fall asleep in a gym?
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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2019, 03:43:25 PM »
I’d start pulling on the handles while yelling “All you!”
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Obvious Gimmick

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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2019, 03:45:25 PM »
Slap him in his balls and tell him to go be fat somewhere else
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nzmusclemonster

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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2019, 03:46:42 PM »
Pull your pants down, grab his towel and put it around your waist.

While hes on his knees giving you a bj you can do your set.
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Rusty Trombone

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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2019, 04:36:58 PM »
This is a bit unrealistic that he falls asleep.



How about the fat sack of shit is sitting and talking on the phone non stop,while doing a few light reps every minute and ignoring all contact. When you ask him to work in,he says "Wait a while,I'm not done yet".

What do you do?
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GymnJuice

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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2019, 05:50:46 PM »
Quote from: funk51 on June 13, 2019, 12:58:32 PM
you want to use this piece of equipment in the gym and this fine young fellow is sleeping on it. do you =A. go and use something else. B.yell at him to wake up and get the F off. C. ask him nicely if you can work in on the exercise. D. ask to see his green card.  or E other.

E.  Go use the bicep supinator machine.
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IRON CROSS

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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2019, 06:50:26 PM »
Imagine Gironda reaction  ;D
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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2019, 08:02:55 PM »
E. Go to the front desk and ask them to get said retard off the machine. If they refuse, find a new gym. At my Gold's I have done this multiple times and they have complied.
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IRON CROSS

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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2019, 08:14:53 PM »
I would just told him to P.O.  :)
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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2019, 09:28:18 PM »
If you actually have to say something to make him move out of your way you aren‘t big and intimidating enough. You should quit the gym and join a hot yoga class with T-T-taco instead. I thought we were all 300 lbs of ripped, traffic-stoping beef.
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2019, 01:25:05 AM »
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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2019, 02:59:53 AM »
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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2019, 05:13:59 AM »
None of the above. I let him sleep, take a pic of him to make a meme, then go do dumbells flys or cable crossover machine
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Re: what do you do.
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2019, 06:04:26 AM »
Quote from: funk51 on June 13, 2019, 12:58:32 PM
you want to use this piece of equipment in the gym and this fine young fellow is sleeping on it. do you =A. go and use something else. B.yell at him to wake up and get the F off. C. ask him nicely if you can work in on the exercise. D. ask to see his green card.  or E other.
WAKE UP YOU FAT FUCKER AND WIPE THE DROOL OFF YOUR DISGUSTING FACE
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