This is how badass Chuck Norris is

[Kwon]

Kwon - I love you  (no h0mo of course)

Of course! Goes without saying... (No Homer Simps)

[gmflex]

When Chuck Norris was a 6 year old choir boy on a church retreat overnight, he molested his priest and pastor at the same time.

  

[Taffin]

Was that Joe Piscopo around 3:00?  Name of film please..?

Also, while there is clearly no question that Chuck can 'hang a foot' how realistic do we think the windshield smashes are..?  In my bouncing days there were precisely 2 occasions a colleague thought it wise(!!) to punch through a car (side) window.  The untrained guy broke several bones, whereas the skilled boxer had very slight cuts and abrasions, with no bruising the next day - go figure...

[Kwon]

Was that Joe Piscopo around 3:00?  Name of film please..?

Also, while there is clearly no question that Chuck can 'hang a foot' how realistic do we think the windshield smashes are..?  In my bouncing days there were precisely 2 occasions a colleague thought it wise(!!) to punch through a car (side) window.  The untrained guy broke several bones, whereas the skilled boxer had very slight cuts and abrasions, with no bruising the next day - go figure...

From the cute comedy about a bullied kid called "Sidekicks!"

(No Homo, but All Remington)

[loco]

Was that Joe Piscopo around 3:00?  Name of film please..?

Also, while there is clearly no question that Chuck can 'hang a foot' how realistic do we think the windshield smashes are..?  In my bouncing days there were precisely 2 occasions a colleague thought it wise(!!) to punch through a car (side) window.  The untrained guy broke several bones, whereas the skilled boxer had very slight cuts and abrasions, with no bruising the next day - go figure...

Not realistic at all.  If you look closely, you can see clearly that ain't Chuck but a stunt double with a wig.

[Rusty Trombone]

 
Why was Chuck Norris born by his aunt?
 
Because no one dared to fuck his mother...