Half-white Copperdick gets adopted by well-adjusted white suburban family who provide him with stable home and opportunities.
Copperdick feels guilty about not being black enough so gets all tatted up, goes thug, grows major league afro, consorts with Muslims, pulls racist card, sh*ts on flag-anthem-country, can't understand why NFL teams won't hire him.
Family that adopted him can't figure out what went wrong.
