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Army of One

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Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« on: December 23, 2019, 07:43:06 AM »
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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2019, 07:44:50 AM »
Pull the tags, report stolen

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2019, 08:16:24 AM »
Wtf,get a pointy object and see if I can deflate it.then prob have to buy new suspension and seat on passenger side.

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2019, 08:24:10 AM »
Call the Fire Dept.

Tell them to bring the Jaws of Life.

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2019, 08:29:08 AM »
Just open gas cap throw a match do dramatic walk away as fire bomb goes off in background..
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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2019, 08:29:53 AM »
Set fire to car. Call insurance company and report vehicle stolen.

Look in yellow pages under “Psychotherapy”.

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2019, 08:41:10 AM »
What passenger seat?

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2019, 08:54:39 AM »
Poor modern day superhero to the SJW's , just has a glandular problem, not OK to fat-shame, but attacking fitness people is OK.
How dare you show abs and make me feel bad about myself?

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2019, 09:24:06 AM »
hit it  ;)  or put a tent around it and charge admission.
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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2019, 10:14:05 AM »
???

First call the cops and have the report on record, then put in a claim with your insurance company.  The suspension among other things are probably compromised not to mention probably have to have a full detail to remove the smell, hopefully not a Seinfeld situation.

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2019, 11:57:32 AM »
Naive question, but WTF is that  ???

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2019, 11:59:45 AM »

search for the spider in the car

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2019, 12:13:10 PM »
Naive question, but WTF is that  ???

Her name is Lupe. She's had a couple of episodes on 600 lb life. She's famous for breaking the toiler in the Dr.'s office. On one episode, she claimed her fiancee forced her to have sex shortly after her gastric bipass surgery, ripping the surgical stitches.

Let that one sink in for a second.

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2019, 12:47:13 PM »
Her name is Lupe. She's had a couple of episodes on 600 lb life. She's famous for breaking the toiler in the Dr.'s office. On one episode, she claimed her fiancee forced her to have sex shortly after her gastric bipass surgery, ripping the surgical stitches.

Let that one sink in for a second.
How do you even find the opening  :-X
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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2019, 01:00:34 PM »
How do you even find the opening  :-X

Ask her to fart to give you a clue.

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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2019, 01:03:34 PM »
call animal control

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funk51

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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2019, 02:12:28 PM »
How do you even find the opening  :-X
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2019, 02:19:36 PM »
Somewhere Big Mike Cox is trying to figure out what to do with his parsh...

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2019, 04:48:48 PM »

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2019, 07:19:50 PM »
call SeaWorld!

Norwegians,Japanese & Eskimos still hunt & kill whales   ;)

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Re: Get back to your car, find this in passenger seat, wat do?
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2019, 08:36:40 PM »
Will the car even move?

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« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2019, 10:45:14 PM »
Somewhere Big Mike Cox is trying to figure out what to do with his parsh...

Where is Big Mike anyway....