Polish Joke: What happened to the Polish model that tattooed her eyeballs?

[D.O.A.]

How stupid can you be?!What the fuck did she expect to happen?    

https://www.yahoo.com/news/model-says-she-went-blind-175900605.html

[Flexacon]

I think this took the Darwin award of the week

Three partygoers have died and seven others have been left injured after dry ice was thrown into a swimming pool at a blogger’s birthday party in Russia.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/three-dead-after-dry-ice-stunt-at-bloggers-party-goes-wrong/

[Purge_WTF]

 How do you stop a Polish army tank?






 Shoot the guys who are pushing it.

[D.O.A.]

How do you stop a Polish army tank?






 Shoot the guys who are pushing it.

Hahaha!
What happened to the polish guy who just bought a new set of snow tires?



They melted on the way home!

[Obvious Gimmick]

The Poles are actually getting more advanced.  They recently sent a spaceship to the sun. It's true.  They sent it at night so it wouldn't get too hot

[robcguns]

Hahaha how do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave.

How did the polack break his arm?

Fell out of a tree raking leaves.

[Irongrip400]

I think this took the Darwin award of the week

Three partygoers have died and seven others have been left injured after dry ice was thrown into a swimming pool at a blogger’s birthday party in Russia.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/three-dead-after-dry-ice-stunt-at-bloggers-party-goes-wrong/

I read about this the other day. WTF? I bet they wish they would’ve just let the water stay warm.

[SF1900]

I’m going to get the initials VG tattooed on my eyeballs.

[BlackMetallic]

2 polocks were driving to the airport

The sign said airport left

So they turned around n went home

[Matt]

I’m going to get the initials VAG tattooed on my eyeballs.

Fixed.

Excellent choice.

[D.O.A.]

I’m going to get the initials VG tattooed on my eyeballs.

I would double check with Rory on that one. Just saying.

[_bruce_]

2 polocks were driving to the airport

The sign said airport left

So they turned around n went home