Author Topic: What is greater than Benedikt Magnusson? (Read 6037 times)

shiftedShapes · « **on:** May 04, 2006, 08:36:33 AM »

true

NORSE http://irongame.com/lifters/20051109.BenediktMagnusson.htm

in action http://irongame.com/videos/20051130/BenediktMagnusson2005November=
6WPOSemiFinalsHelsinkiFi nland426kg939lbDL440kg97 0lbDL455kg1003lbDLmissSH W.w=
mv

unpolluted by impure Aryan scourge, untainted by brown hair allele

sarcasm · « **Reply #1 on:** May 04, 2006, 08:38:23 AM »

the Aryan superman.

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #2 on:** May 04, 2006, 08:42:05 AM »

you FOOL

that is a true Norse, sheltered from the impure Aryan mennace. He lives a pure NORSE life in the NORSE fortress of Solitude ICELAND!!!!!

the NORSE race must be protected from the insidious creeping plague that is called: Aryan!

Always Sore · « **Reply #3 on:** May 04, 2006, 08:44:34 AM »

aryan plus one...duh

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #4 on:** May 04, 2006, 08:45:43 AM »

Look at the picture, isn't it clear???

He is surrounded by the brown haired mennace, ARYANS!!!!

he can only protect himself with his makeshit 900lbs two sided mace that he fashioned from mere barbells and weighted plates. If he fatigues they will rush in and snatch a sample of his NORSE code. that's right, they will milk his prostate and use the spend to impregnate their Aryan Mongrel wenches, and then ALL WILL BE LOST.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #5 on:** May 04, 2006, 08:46:15 AM »

I like that picture; it looks like he's just kinda "hanging out", like it's not big deal. If that was me lifting all that weight, you'd see my eyeballs laying on the floor.

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2006, 09:08:16 AM »

HE HAS BEEN TRAINING FOR THE HYPERGRAVITY ON JUPITER SINCE HE WAS 3.

bENEDIKT WILL BE ONE OF MY MEN AT ARMS ON THE GREAT JOURNEY TO JUPITER

HE WILL BE EXPECTED TO SEED 5 VIRGINS ONCE WE HAVE ARRIVED ON NEW ODIN

dr.chimps · « **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2006, 09:30:08 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on May 04, 2006, 09:08:16 AM

HE HAS BEEN TRAINING FOR THE HYPERGRAVITY ON JUPITER SINCE HE WAS 3.

bENEDIKT WILL BE ONE OF MY MEN AT ARMS ON THE GREAT JOURNEY TO JUPITER

HE WILL BE EXPECTED TO SEED 5 VIRGINS ONCE WE HAVE ARRIVED ON NEW ODIN

Super post, but you'll have to excuse me, I'm due back on planet earth.

fearANDloathing · « **Reply #8 on:** May 04, 2006, 09:35:39 AM »

Dingleberry · « **Reply #9 on:** May 04, 2006, 09:37:39 AM »

Looks like Shiftedshapes has discovered the "magic mushrooms"

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #10 on:** May 04, 2006, 09:42:38 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on May 04, 2006, 09:08:16 AM

HE HAS BEEN TRAINING FOR THE HYPERGRAVITY ON JUPITER SINCE HE WAS 3.

bENEDIKT WILL BE ONE OF MY MEN AT ARMS ON THE GREAT JOURNEY TO JUPITER

HE WILL BE EXPECTED TO SEED 5 VIRGINS ONCE WE HAVE ARRIVED ON NEW ODIN

Get a life dude.

Dan-O · « **Reply #11 on:** May 04, 2006, 10:47:14 AM »

1003 lbs isn't that much

bigtmoney · « **Reply #12 on:** May 04, 2006, 10:54:35 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on May 04, 2006, 09:37:39 AM

Looks like Shiftedshapes has discovered the "magic mushrooms"

And he ate the whole damn bag

OneManGang · « **Reply #13 on:** May 04, 2006, 11:08:50 AM »

22 years old and 350lbs body weight and growing.. How long before he gets a heart attack. Look at his face! Like a monster 20lbs medicine ball.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #14 on:** May 04, 2006, 02:18:17 PM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on May 04, 2006, 09:08:16 AM

HE HAS BEEN TRAINING FOR THE HYPERGRAVITY ON JUPITER SINCE HE WAS 3.

bENEDIKT WILL BE ONE OF MY MEN AT ARMS ON THE GREAT JOURNEY TO JUPITER

HE WILL BE EXPECTED TO SEED 5 VIRGINS ONCE WE HAVE ARRIVED ON NEW ODIN

bwahahahahha!

brianX · « **Reply #15 on:** May 04, 2006, 03:26:23 PM »

Icelanders are about as Aryan as they come.

chris_mason · « **Reply #16 on:** May 04, 2006, 04:42:58 PM »

Actually, Andy Bolton is currently greater with a much better total and a higher deadlift in a meet where he totalled over 2700 lbs.

Benedikt is very impressive, no doubt.

Odinn · « **Reply #17 on:** May 04, 2006, 05:08:00 PM »

Benni is also more than 10 years younger. Give him some time.

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #18 on:** May 04, 2006, 09:56:03 PM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on May 04, 2006, 05:35:08 PM

monster tank top usage

THAT TANK TOP CONTAINS A POWERFUL MAGICK. IT LIMITS YOUNG BENEDIKT'S FORCE OUTPUT.

IF HE IS TO SURVIVE ON JUPITER HE MUST BE ABLE TO OVERCOME STRONG GRAVITATIONAL WAVES. HE MUST BE ABLE TO BREATH UNDER 1000 POUNDS OF WEIGHT IN ADDITION TO BEING ABLE TO WEILD THE HALF TON MACE. HE IS ALMOST READY.

hangclean · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2006, 11:28:58 PM »

Quote from: chris_mason on May 04, 2006, 04:42:58 PM

Actually, Andy Bolton is currently greater with a much better total and a higher deadlift in a meet where he totalled over 2700 lbs.

Benedikt is very impressive, no doubt.

His deadlift was higher by one pound. Overall Bolton is a better lifter though. This will go on for a long time with the deadlift going back and forth, but dont forget Konstantin the Latvian. He has 1000 in him beleive me.

Hedgehog · « **Reply #20 on:** May 05, 2006, 12:32:24 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on May 04, 2006, 08:36:33 AM

true

NORSE http://irongame.com/lifters/20051109.BenediktMagnusson.htm

in action http://irongame.com/videos/20051130/BenediktMagnusson2005November=
6WPOSemiFinalsHelsinkiFi nland426kg939lbDL440kg97 0lbDL455kg1003lbDLmissSH W.w=
mv

unpolluted by impure Aryan scourge, untainted by brown hair allele

Benedikt untainted?

He had a shot of test and adrenalin through the deadlift suit before the WPO lifts.

Strong? Undoubtly.

Untainted? Think again.

And to those who think that time is on Benedikt's side... Think again. If this kid lives to see 25, I would be highly surprised.

YIP
Zack

Johnny Apollo · « **Reply #21 on:** May 05, 2006, 12:39:05 AM »

Quote from: brianX on May 04, 2006, 03:26:23 PM

Icelanders are about as Aryan as they come.

Where'd you hear that?

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #22 on:** May 05, 2006, 12:52:36 AM »

Quote from: Hedgehog on May 05, 2006, 12:32:24 AM

Benedikt untainted?

He had a shot of test and adrenalin through the deadlift suit before the WPO lifts.

Strong? Undoubtly.

Untainted? Think again.

And to those who think that time is on Benedikt's side... Think again. If this kid lives to see 25, I would be highly surprised.

YIP
Zack

hahaah VERY FUNNY

THAT WAS HEROIN. HIS NORSE HANDLERS DIDNT WANT TO CAUSE A COMMOTION AND THEY KNEW THAT WITHOUT SEDATIVES OLD bENE WAS LIABLE TO SNATCH THE WEIGHT. THE LAST THING WE NEED IS TO ATTRACT MILITARY ATTENTION.

jaejonna · « **Reply #23 on:** May 05, 2006, 05:14:47 AM »

Damn thats a big lift,
We have machines that can do stuff like that so I find the need to lift 1000lbs unnessesary, that and to regular people he is a fat dude.

Odinn · « **Reply #24 on:** May 05, 2006, 05:23:44 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on May 05, 2006, 05:14:47 AM

Damn thats a big lift,
We have machines that can do stuff like that so I find the need to lift 1000lbs unnessesary, that and to regular people he is a fat dude.

He looks better than most SHW powerlifters. He doesn't have a huge gut like Bolton does.

Author Topic: What is greater than Benedikt Magnusson? (Read 6037 times)

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