Marty - you are either a comedic genius or one of the oddest dudes ever
Prime - Marty may be a simpleton but he’s too old for you!!!!!!
Truth be told, he's far too young for me. Believe it or not, If I were looking, I'd be looking for a "daddy" not a son or in Marty's case a grandson. He'd make an interesting friend though as long as we could dine out somewhere where I wouldn't have to order grass and purple geraniums with a vinegar chaser.
Did you ever read the infamous Getbig tome, Fathers and sons? (This describes my childhood to a tee)
"....Sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didn't have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they'd interact with others for the rest of their lives. They are extremists in everything they do, always looking exaggeratedly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in the male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunately they can get as big as they can it doesn't cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they don't know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attempting to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, among other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didn't have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs." Hulkotron and the many others who have posted this.
You can say that you're sorry you've been so mean to me anytime now. I forgive you, my son.
