"I'll be introspective and thought-provoking" - might help if you did that without showing your ass at the same time you vacuous cnut.
How low does your IQ have to be to think this makes you look like MLK?
To be honest though - I know quite a few rice farmers & what they do for most of the year is sit around drinking the local firewater while their rice grows.
It's hardly a full-time job. They certainly spend less time in make-up and with their asses hanging in the wind. I imagine they also spend less time worrying about whether they look fat in this outfit too.
